please refrain from referring to me by my inactive account
(by that I mean don't tag @chcipísek💗 tag @chcipísek💗 instead)
Also don't follow that account that's just pointless
I think I like Filbus
Yes, I’m a doctor nowhere fan, how could you tell?
just a few things to know before interacting!!!
I cuss
Dni if you're under 13 or over 17 (unless if I've interacted w you before) I mostly post unserious content/posts (majority of them are "freaky") If you don't like this type of humour then don't follow me I occasionally post drawings w blood or light gore (I'll put a trigger warning) I sometimes misspell or completely fuck up sentences... English isn't my first language and my brain sometimes malfunctions (I think that's obvious) I rarely use tone tags (I always forget okay??? im sorry
) pls tag me in fanart!!! otherwise I might not see it I'm not good at comforting I'm a dry texter I barely post drawings about my ocs/sonas (the chance of that happening is rarer than the conehead phenomenon)
my nicknames are Chip, Chcipi and Luzi! I go by ich/und/mein/holz/holzi/cha/ir/chair/chairself
(but in all seriousness I go by any but he/they are preferred) I am chairsexual!! (I LOVE FILBUS!!!)/silly I'm a non-sharing yumeshipper and a fiction kinnie
(I fiction kin intern from animal hospital)
BIO WIP!!!
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im too lazy to fix the order of the pixels lol
please refrain from referring to me by my inactive account
(by that I mean don't tag @chcipísek💗 tag @chcipísek💗 instead)
Also don't follow that account that's just pointless
I think I like Filbus
Yes, I’m a doctor nowhere fan, how could you tell?
just a few things to know before interacting!!! I cuss Dni if you're under 13 or over 17 (unless if I've interacted w you before) I mostly post unserious content/posts (majority of them are "freaky") If you don't like this type of humour then don't follow me I occasionally post drawings w blood or light gore (I'll put a trigger warning) I sometimes misspell or completely fuck up sentences... English isn't my first language and my brain sometimes malfunctions (I think that's obvious) I rarely use tone tags (I always forget okay??? im sorry) pls tag me in fanart!!! otherwise I might not see it I'm not good at comforting I'm a dry texter I barely post drawings about my ocs/sonas (the chance of that happening is rarer than the conehead phenomenon)
my nicknames are Chip, Chcipi and Luzi! I go by ich/und/mein/holz/holzi/cha/ir/chair/chairself
(but in all seriousness I go by any but he/they are preferred) I am chairsexual!! (I LOVE FILBUS!!!)/silly I'm a non-sharing yumeshipper and a fiction kinnie (I fiction kin intern from animal hospital)
BIO WIP!!!
7:
!!!
9:
10:
11:
im too lazy to fix the order of the pixels lol
dude i hate it when I'm creating a living being with the leftover harvested organs in the bathroom like if it was a laboratory and then my stupid roommate interrupts me because he "needs" to use the restroom... and the worst part? he assumes im gooning. Like no, socrates
I only goon in public bathrooms
why cant he just use the goon bucket we have in the dying room?
Like.... the trapped souls dont bite bro
hello everybody its me chcipisek and today i will be teaching you guys some gooning methods
i have been personally trained by shaolin monks and some of my gooning methods are actually written in the goon textbook that people learn in university.
but since i know you guys are still in elementary school I'm gonna teach you guys my most simplest but handy goon methods
1: gooning while standing up
"oh! thats not possible" oh PLEASE. everything is possible, especially with gooning.
i personally use this method in public bathrooms
first, turn around. this is optional.
second, tense up your legs. Since it isnt really possible to goon with relaxed legs.
and third? goon! super easy!
2: gooning upside down
you'll need a wall for this one.
first, go upside down and lean back into a wall
second, tense up your legs (if gooning isnt possible yet)
third.... GOON!!! OH MY GOD IS THAT GRANNY NO NO NO PLEASE DONT HURT ME... oh my god... its even worse... SHE'S GOONING!!!
3: gooning through your pocket (my personal favourite)
ever wanted to goon in secret? hah! i gotchu!!!
youll need pants with preferably bigger pockets
first, put your hand in your pocket
second, test out if it reaches your dingaling
third, goon!!! yes! yes!!! i love gooning!! wait... Oh OH OH NO E-LEVENZ OH NO SEVEN ELEVENZ NOO!! AHHHH!!!! lactic acid massage scream
thats it my little gooners! hope you have a great rest of your day!
One day, I had to throw one of my goon tissues into the trash, but instead of walking over to the bin like a normal person, I imagined a scenario where I was in the NBA finals and we were down by one point and there were only two seconds on the clock and I had to score the game-winning buzzer beater. And so I jumped into the air, did a 180° spin, and threw my tissue towards the direction of the bin, only for my mom to open the door at that exact moment and have the tissue get stuck to her forehead.
when your school has a singing event and a choir is singing but then some random dude in the front row starts screaming (like this)
because he is gooning so violently that his dingaling is literally being shredded
Im scared to hear how he screams like
do you like how much effort lowk i put into this
It's Lovely 
Do you accept the gift?
how do i abort a child
filbus from doctor nowhere and. um ch-
Have you ever wanted to honour Filbus but don't know how? Don't worry, it's simple! All you need to do to start is to eat a chair; it doesn't matter what type or method! Cut it up into little chair pieces? That's fine! Devouring it whole? That's fine! You can also season the chair using seasonings of choice! Salt is fine! Pepper is fine! Sawdust is fine! ANYTHING IS FINE! Remember, to honour Filbus, start by eating a chair, and you will be enlightened by Filbism. All hail Filbus! Sponsored by Filbus and Filbism Followers.
i wont be supporting animal hospital anymore because of the fact the creator used ai behind the artists' back when they promised not to. they also underpay their artists and tried to dmca anomaly cafe because it was the same game genre
I'll still be drawing the characters because they bring me comfort but i will no longer play it (and buy anything for robux, obviously) because that helps out the creator.
also why tf did this game win 3 awards that was not really deserved tbh
Chcipisek's aloof and kooky...
Chcipisek's sweet and cutesy...
Chcipisek's deep and brooding...
Chcipisek's brains and beauty...
ℂ𝕙𝕔𝕚𝕡𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕜 𝕤𝕖𝕖𝕤 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙 𝕞𝕖.
🄲🄷🄲🄸🄿🄸🅂🄴🄺'🅂 🄰🄻🄻 🅃🄷🄰🅃 🅈🄾🅄 🄽🄴🄴🄳
🅒🅗🅒🅘🅟🅘🅢🅔🅚'🅢 🅐🅛🅛 🅣🅗🅐🅣 🅨🅞🅤 🅝🅔🅔🅓
ĆhćíṕíśÉḱ'ś áĺĺ thát ÿ̸̥̪̽̅̈̌ǫ̷̽̓̎͋̈͐͘̕ͅu̶̢̘̞͖̱̖̎ ̶̧̡̳̤̬̘̗̻̪̭̾̾̃̌̈́̃̆̕n̷̡̧̢̗̭̲̗͓̜͍͔̱̯̼̉͐͝ȅ̷͔̫̬̯̺̜̤͌̇̎̈̃͒̈̽̀̑̑͝͝e̷̙̥̩̞͔̣̫̒͗̾͆͂̎͋̿̑̿̓̔͐d̴̢͔͍̝̂̈̀͊̀̍̌̔͠
LMA0
and allegedly they underpaid their artists
part 3 is here https://magma.com/artist/chcipisek/posts/69f789e036862bafb934a9ef (inactive acc)
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j: Gru, wait! You don't know the way back!
g: um... Don't talk to me.
j: I don't want you to ge hurt-
g: hmm,, too late..
j: ...Gru, please!
g: ...
j: DON'T GO THAT PATHWAY!!!
g: ..why not..? we went there before.
j: at night, spirits from the depths of hell emerge.
...
g: whatever...
Gru goes another way but Jacky grabs his scarf
g: WHAT.
j: don't go that way either, that forest is filled with wendigos and skinwalkers.
g: YOU'RE JUST MAKING THINGS UP. LET ME GO.
gru pushes jacky away and goes that way
g: ugh... wait..
...
g: what the...
a wendigo sprints towards Gru
g: WHAT THE FU-
j: DONT WORRY!! I WILL PROTECT YOU.
jacky transforms RAHHHH!!!!
...
g: what was that for?
j: ..h-huh
the wendigo is frozen and Gru stares at Jacky, completely unimpressed
j: ohhh... righttt you.. have the ice gun...
g: mhm.
j: Um wait!
g: what.
j: I can teleport you.. to your um.. home...
g: you are capable of teleporting???
j: yeah...
g: why didn't you teleport me before??? ugh..
j: I-I just.. wanted to show you the nice-
g: whatever, just teleport me.
they teleport to gru's home
j: okay.. I'll go..
...
jacky teleports
g: ...
g: finally.
...
(something feels wrong)
g: (possessed huh? I'll show him possessed!)
...
g: (well um... I don't think I've ever seen my minions um.. have lightning around them though...)
gru finally uses his remaining 2 brain cells
g: I should- go back..
g: the forest isn't that far anyways...
...
gru goes through the forest and sees something....someone...
(its's him)
g: (Jacky? ..what is he doing outside?)
gru follows Jacky to his home
gru hides behind a tree that is in front of jacky's cabin while the door slams shut
g: here goes nothing...
gru goes up to the front porch and knocks
g:...please... It's me
jacky opens up the door
j: oh? you're.. back?
g: (he's surprised... I've never seen him surprised...)
g: hey... um, let me in I want to talk...
j: okay.
the fireplace gives the creepy cabin a shockingly cozy atmosphere
Gru sits on the couch, very embarrassed of his behaviour
g: Look, I acted very immaturely, I should've-
j: No, no.. I understand.
j: It's my fault that I didn't explain it to you calmly
j: you were right, I am impulsive...
g: ..no! you're not!
g: I didn't really mean it... I just blurted it out because... because I felt betrayed...
g: I should've tried listening to you..
AGGHH
this is healing me
the reason why it cuts off so suddenly is because there was barely any text space left heh.
Im not sure if this is really good.. Also this might need more parts tbh
Mhm
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