i play games with toes sometimes

throws this at you and runs away

have some more Wirdabon stuffs

- the star-thingy inside the Creation Chamber section of the Wirdabon glows, but not too bright where it's blinding if you look directly at it.

- when a wirdabon dies, the star-thingy will get restless and eventually leave the wirdabon's body, floating up into space. Nobody knows what happens to them next (im. uh. still working on that part uhhh)

- the star-thingy doesnt have a name please send help

Wirdabon reproduction only requires one parent. If a wirdabon chooses to reproduce, it will consume a lot various objects. It uses the various objects to create a wirbyn inside the metal body, programming and forming the offspring. When finished, the offspring will be slid out of a door in the back and caught gently in the tail.

When not being used to reproduce, the chamber inside can be used like a hiding spot or something. FNaF Security Breach Glamrock Freddy thingy ahh

i maek species completely from a dream i had

extra info that is not on the paper:
- A group of wirdabons are called a cablon ("cab-lawn")

- White Wirdabons are considered bad luck (50% chance of illness for life, 10% chance of early death and/or brings bad luck, 40% chance the wirdabon turns against their own kind later on) and are often exiled from their cablon

- A young wirdabon (0-15 yrs) is called a wirbyn ("whir-bean" or "whir-bin")

- Wirdabons are 20% programmed (the parent programs them. somehow) and 80% 'natural(?)'

- The head and hands can be completely different colors

- wirdabon offspring defy genetics. the colors do not have to match the parent at all, and the head shape can vary

- A wirbyn's size can vary, from a medium dog to an adult tiger

- Most wirbyns before age 5 can be taken care of by a human and they will accept the human as their new parent. Any age past that and they might bite or try to run away instead

- Friendly wirdabons and wirbyns are boopable.

WIRDABON INFO DUMP TIME

- They all have names, but only tell their ACTUAL name to those they love or trust

- When the new year begins, they lay on their backs and temporarily release the star-thingy in their Creation Chamber (aka half of their brain/soul, the other hald being in the skull) to visit the sky and then return to their body after

- They really don't like carrots. Nobody knows why

- Stretching/extending their neck wire out of the upper hole is considered disrespectful unless a wirdabon is using that to hunt in some way or search for something

- They find loud noises either cute, amusing, or annoying. No inbetweens.

- They find human fashion adorable. Especially scarves, bows, and sometimes hats.

- Despite a lot of them hunting humans, the ones that don't hunt humans often eat other things instead, like horses or cows. The ones that don't hunt humans respect the ones that do hunt humans, same way back.

- They like fruit and eat them as if they are pieces of candy

- They can't handle that much sugar. Too much either crashes their coded system for 6 hours or makes the code malfunction and trigger the brain to activate 'hyper mode'

- Some of them keep pets or adopt a being of another species. winkwink.

- During summer solstice, wirdabons will gather with friends and/or family as well as their cablon to party. This often involves stealing a human's music-playing device (they find it more amusing than making their own).

- During winter solstice, ALL wirdabons will seek a spot to stargaze. If it's too cold, they will shelter and project their own stars onto the wall like one of those nightlights

- They are qualified as adults at age 25 and are qualified as elderly at age 120

- If lifespan reaches past 150, it is celebrated even more than normal birthdays by the wirdabon's cablon

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okay thats enough.... for now..

here take this

9/8:2025 3:30 PM Edit:
WAIT IM FEATURED WHAT HUH

here take this thing

it is mostly just me experimenting and accidentally drawing on the wrong layers