GNARP GNARP! I'm a Gnarpian war general from outer space, currently stuck on this miserable planet. You probably think you're pretty zmart, but xurely you know I'm superior to you! Don't get in my way or you'll experience my zap-gun. Zleep well, gloop!

Xee/Xyr | Gnarpian | Out of this world 🛸
I came to Earth to find intelligence and all I found waz you. Leave me alone before I zap you into next week. Glork.

ZEEP ZORP! You want meowzoid cosmic name? Then ask, gnarp gnarp! Meow ok if you DM me, zeep zorp! No make fun of THIS GNARP cat!