yo! welcome to whoever's reading this. read my bio if you want all the introduction stuff and nitty gritty. i'm not gonna do an actual straw page, too lazy. anywhosit, go. read it.
✨ ~ kurt ~ ✨
✨ ~ kurt ~ ✨
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✦•┈๑⋅⋯ KURT'S MAGMA PAEG ⋯⋅๑┈•✦
yo! i'm kurt, or grey. whatever you wanna call me. anyways, i'm an average guy who isn't that good at art, but still tries to draw anyway. i'm better at traditional art than digital. anywhosit, i'm chill, and i don't usually hold grudges. below is a bunch of information about me. i'm not comfortable giving personal info to anyone who i don't deeply trust, so don't ask me any shit like "what's your age?" if you don't know me. other than that, i don't have much to put here.
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟
basic info...
• cis, he/him
• straight, ally
• american
• atheist, respects other religions
• chill
• "i know 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰"
• i always follow back
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟
DNI if you're...
• under 13
• racist
• homophobic/heterosexist
• transphobic
• xenophobic
• a proshipper/darkshipper/comshipper
• zionist
• poly
• 'freaky' or make weird jokes to strangers
• a trump/musk/ICE supporter
• a zoophile or anything like that
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟
favorites...
movies
• scott pilgrim vs. the world
• napoleon dynamite
• pulp fiction
• the shining
• inglorious basterds
• the lego movie
• eight crazy nights
[there's probably a lot more i'm forgetting...]
shows
• breaking bad
• better call saul (first watch)
• clone high
• total drama (first 3 seasons, the rest are ass)
• daria
• futurama
• community
• parks and recreation
• bojack horseman
[and i'm most likely forgetting a lot more for this section...]
books
• scott pilgrim (vols. 1 - 6, aka all of them)
• diary of a wimpy kid
[literally cannot remember anything else, please help me...]
foods/drinks
• dr. pepper
• any italian food
• any mexican food
• pop-tarts (the good flavors, you know which ones)
• ice cream
• bananas
• human remains
[i'm a certified fatass!!]
bands/artists
• nirvana
• weezer
• the strokes
• neutral milk hotel
• deftones
• kurt cobain
• the beatles
• foo fighters
• sex bob-omb, and all of the other scott pilgrim bands
[i'm forgetting 90% of these, so check out my spotify]
games
• ace attorney
• plants vs. zombies
• any mario or sonic games (the good ones tho)
[i keep forgetting, i'll finish this later too]
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟
friends, aka awesome people...
the main family
@Chris (Chris) - dad, awesome, knows everything
@✨ ~ kurt ~ ✨ (Kurt) - me, cool
@applekore (Kore/Mayo) - mom, awesome, silly
extended family
@glassconsumer (Max/Catch) - in denial about being my sister, cool, gets all my references
@FabtheChad14 (Fab) - cool uncle, epik
more awesome people
@77shard (Shard) - an irl friend, literally making a steam game rn, #thanoswasright
@contryball-j (Christo/Chein) - still needs to be signed to a record label
@n>u>m>b>e>r> n>e>r>d (Numbernerd) - another chill guy
@Deluckx (Deluckx) - rlly cool guy
@nice ibanny nila (Nila) - dedicated to liking all my comments
@UngabungaBeans (UngabungaBeans) - another irl friend, cool, better at art than me
@ffourplusone_50377 (FFourPlusOne) - a friend from scratch since day 1, awesome kickle kackle
[this segment is still under construction, if i know you and you still aren't here js wait!!]
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟
external links/other accounts...
accounts i'm active on
not kurt (spotify)
i chat with ppl in comments ig
greyzstuff (newgrounds)
i might return back to making art sometime soon, be patient
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟
image gallery...
[adding more images soon]
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟
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TUMBLR BLOG!!! REACH ME HERE!!!
@kurtirl
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟
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✦•┈๑⋅⋯ KURT'S MAGMA PAEG ⋯⋅๑┈•✦
yo! i'm kurt, or grey. whatever you wanna call me. anyways, i'm an average guy who isn't that good at art, but still tries to draw anyway. i'm better at traditional art than digital. anywhosit, i'm chill, and i don't usually hold grudges. below is a bunch of information about me. i'm not comfortable giving personal info to anyone who i don't deeply trust, so don't ask me any shit like "what's your age?" if you don't know me. other than that, i don't have much to put here.
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟
basic info...
• cis, he/him
• straight, ally
• american
• atheist, respects other religions
• chill
• "i know 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰"
• i always follow back
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟
DNI if you're...
• under 13
• racist
• homophobic/heterosexist
• transphobic
• xenophobic
• a proshipper/darkshipper/comshipper
• zionist
• poly
• 'freaky' or make weird jokes to strangers
• a trump/musk/ICE supporter
• a zoophile or anything like that
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟
favorites...
movies
• scott pilgrim vs. the world
• napoleon dynamite
• pulp fiction
• the shining
• inglorious basterds
• the lego movie
• eight crazy nights
[there's probably a lot more i'm forgetting...]
shows
• breaking bad
• better call saul (first watch)
• clone high
• total drama (first 3 seasons, the rest are ass)
• daria
• futurama
• community
• parks and recreation
• bojack horseman
[and i'm most likely forgetting a lot more for this section...]
books
• scott pilgrim (vols. 1 - 6, aka all of them)
• diary of a wimpy kid
[literally cannot remember anything else, please help me...]
foods/drinks
• dr. pepper
• any italian food
• any mexican food
• pop-tarts (the good flavors, you know which ones)
• ice cream
• bananas
• human remains
[i'm a certified fatass!!]
bands/artists
• nirvana
• weezer
• the strokes
• neutral milk hotel
• deftones
• kurt cobain
• the beatles
• foo fighters
• sex bob-omb, and all of the other scott pilgrim bands
[i'm forgetting 90% of these, so check out my spotify]
games
• ace attorney
• plants vs. zombies
• any mario or sonic games (the good ones tho)
[i keep forgetting, i'll finish this later too]
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟
friends, aka awesome people...
the main family
@Chris (Chris) - dad, awesome, knows everything
@✨ ~ kurt ~ ✨ (Kurt) - me, cool
@applekore (Kore/Mayo) - mom, awesome, silly
extended family
@glassconsumer (Max/Catch) - in denial about being my sister, cool, gets all my references
@FabtheChad14 (Fab) - cool uncle, epik
more awesome people
@77shard (Shard) - an irl friend, literally making a steam game rn, #thanoswasright
@contryball-j (Christo/Chein) - still needs to be signed to a record label
@n>u>m>b>e>r> n>e>r>d (Numbernerd) - another chill guy
@Deluckx (Deluckx) - rlly cool guy
@nice ibanny nila (Nila) - dedicated to liking all my comments
@UngabungaBeans (UngabungaBeans) - another irl friend, cool, better at art than me
@ffourplusone_50377 (FFourPlusOne) - a friend from scratch since day 1, awesome kickle kackle
[this segment is still under construction, if i know you and you still aren't here js wait!!]
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟
external links/other accounts...
accounts i'm active on
not kurt (spotify)
i chat with ppl in comments ig
greyzstuff (newgrounds)
i might return back to making art sometime soon, be patient
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟
image gallery...
[adding more images soon]
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟
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hey kurtlers! so, while i was offline, enjoying my life, apparently the stalker chris and kore have been talking about since a month or two ago has found my account... unfortunately.
for my safety, i'm in the process of turning off replies for all comments. once this whole thing finally calms down (which, i'll admit, i'm not sure, i already thought this thing was about to be over when chris was unbanned) i will enable replies again, but for now, i'd rather have them turned off.
the stalker practically spammed one of my most recent posts with garbled nonsense, which i why i'm concerned about keeping replies on. this is the most i can do to prevent any of they're accounts from interacting with me, besides reporting and blocking any of them i find, which i also plan to do. again, i'm taking this seriously for my own safety!
i will still be active here, just maybe posts will slow down.
so, to all of my friends and followers, you guys are awesome, and never give up. you are all my twins!!
to the 'stalker', i really hope you find something better to do with your life
one more thing! only people who i follow can message me now. so, yeah,
that's all! stay safe, especially from... it.
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TUMBLR BLOG!!! REACH ME HERE!!!
@kurtirl
seriously, this is where i'll be posting a lot more often from now on :D also pfp is ball knowledge
www.tumblr.com
kurt (@kurtirl) on Tumblr
yo, i'm kurt
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ofc, exactly why i avoid tiktok.
also, replies are fucking insane
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magma isn't a journal!! literally most of my feed is "i wish i would just die"... "nothing even matters anyway"... "my friends hate me"... "what's the point"... nobody fucking cares. not a single fucking soul throughout this entire life gives a shit. you're so obviously doing it for attention. please, make normal posts about normal shit. i'm gonna go block a few ppl now!
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a little birdie (chris) told me (i read his most recent post) that today is @applekore 's birthday!!!
so... happy birthday!!! you're the best, never give up!! also, wb chris!!! i am happy today
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we ALL know what this means
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i'm starting to realize that this was an unbelievably corny comment
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why did nobody tell me about this utterly stunning and beautiful rendition of my precious original character mackenchise, major shoutouts to @applekore
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we got a seven nation army /ref
seven nation babu
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