got my cat neutered and yet he's still wild as ever.

why do most people refer to me as she/her where are yall getting this conclusion from yo

flavored condoms bro...like literally imagine having someone give you head and the person swoops back up commenting how you taste like tangerines.

edit: fixed the mixed up sentences nevermind

i can't seem to fathom(FEARS TO FATHOM MENTIONED?!??@?@?) how there's people out there that prefer the appearance of Luis Serra in the original Resident Evil 4 over the remake RE4, in the original he just looks like a predator ngl

i mean if i were to choose over the two RE4 games in GENERAL instead of Luis-wise, I'd definitely go with the original. just to clarify

"I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS. YOU PIECE OF SHISH"❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤩🤩🤩🤩☮️☮️🪊🪊🪇🪗🪗🪈🪈🪉🪉🪉🪘🪘

need that connor rk800 costume for halloween

if my mom DARES throw it out, id genuinely gonna lose my shi

might get into the game A Way Out(I spoiled myself too much...also I'm really getting into Red Dead Redemption, absolutely LOVE Sean and Molly O'shea so far, despite what happened to the two.......yeah.) it seems funny asl

actually cant wait for this court case

judge judy type shit

forgot to mention, but why did magma get fatter bro

why is the screen so wide

i still can't get over the massive downfall of DOA after DOA5 came out. DOA4 was the last good one left, I believe DOA5 and 6 got nerfed because Tomonobu Itagaki, the actual creator, director, and producer of the series, passed away. and since the team still worked on the series, they absolutely NERFED the most recent two games because of the huge loss of original creative direction + the aggressive and predatory monetization

i'm betting money that doa7 is gonna get twenty times worse

if only i had the most heavenly artstyle right now bro.

i would NOT be able to stop making fanart of all my fandoms

my last few days of being a simarkus shipper like. 2 days ago. now i just see simple bromance. #detroitbecomehumanpostredemption

their relationship was way too bland to be considering them as lovers/shipping them because adding a second romance path would have created an unmanageable amount of permutations/branching paths but even if they did have a canon romance path, I still wouldn't ship them honestly.

im gonna shove my foot up someones ass my foot ligament still hurts omfg

99% of those "As a boy," statements are so fucking corny and performative. Most of them seem like "Look at how self-aware and different I am from other guys. You girls, please reward and compliment me for being such a gentleman and being one of the good ones out there!" at least the ones I see seem so hollow and insincere -- most likely because they just want validation from the girls to boost their own egos.

idk in short, most of these dudes are just straight up pick-mes and it's the whole "nice guy" paradox lmfao

I don't really know shit about Death Note, but in my opinion, Light would be an unfair dictator, saying this as a response to "society has gotten to a point where we need him"

since he even eventually planned to eliminate minor offenders and even "lazy people" who don't contribute to society. and the suspects have no way to defend themselves and prove their innocence. i dont watch this show so the people who have can critique on this

a guy on my school bus stood up in front of me to see his friend in a seat one up, and due to him standing up, I saw his cloud blue Ed Hardy underwear peeking out. There were skulls all over, and one of them had a top hat w/ a cigar in its mouth and one other skull had a heart with a white cloth hanging over it.

just to let yall know

Catboy Connor vs not-so catboy connor(catboy Connor’s eyebrow is very narrow and I’m sorry)

In Resident Evil 2, Leon was literally just swimming in SHIT water and it's stuck in my head. Miracle he didn't suffer some sort of infection from the pp poopoo water getting into his gun shot wound. Those herbs must really work wonders.

Officially Mean Girls Day, forgot to mention.

Got to the ER earlier, thankfully I didn’t break any bones, but I did overstretch a few ligaments in my foot due to my legs already being numb in the morning and unable to control the fall, but since no bone was broken so that’s good I guess.

OH MY GOD DUDE I DONT WANNA COME TO SCHOOL WITH A FUCKING WALKER. my school has no elevators anyway and most of my classes require to me to climb up and down on average 3 flights of stairs. So I’m just. Idk at this point