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flavored condoms bro...like literally imagine having someone give you head and the person swoops back up commenting how you taste like tangerines.
edit: fixed the mixed up sentences nevermind
@๐๐ฎ๐ก๐๐ฃยฒ ๐ชฝ am sweating bullets i hope you dont hate me for this, wylan ai
i can't seem to fathom(FEARS TO FATHOM MENTIONED?!??@?@?) how there's people out there that prefer the appearance of Luis Serra in the original Resident Evil 4 over the remake RE4, in the original he just looks like a predator ngl
i mean if i were to choose over the two RE4 games in GENERAL instead of Luis-wise, I'd definitely go with the original. just to clarify
especially since they replaced Salazar's original design with some Queen Elizabeth BS
i still can't get over the massive downfall of DOA after DOA5 came out. DOA4 was the last good one left, I believe DOA5 and 6 got nerfed because Tomonobu Itagaki, the actual creator, director, and producer of the series, passed away. and since the team still worked on the series, they absolutely NERFED the most recent two games because of the huge loss of original creative direction + the aggressive and predatory monetization
i'm betting money that doa7 is gonna get twenty times worse
Ah, thank you for the new banner!!!
if only i had the most heavenly artstyle right now bro.
i would NOT be able to stop making fanart of all my fandoms
@Kuro_saekii - left lord of art calling MY art heavenly?๐ฅบ
Ur art style already heavenly like I wanna eat that 
my last few days of being a simarkus shipper like. 2 days ago. now i just see simple bromance. #detroitbecomehumanpostredemption
their relationship was way too bland to be considering them as lovers/shipping them because adding a second romance path would have created an unmanageable amount of permutations/branching paths but even if they did have a canon romance path, I still wouldn't ship them honestly.
im gonna shove my foot up someones ass my foot ligament still hurts omfg
@๐๐ฎ๐ก๐๐ฃยฒ ๐ชฝ thought you'd be more passionate about it, whats with the stutters
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NNO WAIT DON'T BE ANGRY... F-FINE ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
99% of those "As a boy," statements are so fucking corny and performative. Most of them seem like "Look at how self-aware and different I am from other guys. You girls, please reward and compliment me for being such a gentleman and being one of the good ones out there!" at least the ones I see seem so hollow and insincere -- most likely because they just want validation from the girls to boost their own egos.
idk in short, most of these dudes are just straight up pick-mes and it's the whole "nice guy" paradox lmfao
I don't really know shit about Death Note, but in my opinion, Light would be an unfair dictator, saying this as a response to "society has gotten to a point where we need him"
since he even eventually planned to eliminate minor offenders and even "lazy people" who don't contribute to society. and the suspects have no way to defend themselves and prove their innocence. i dont watch this show so the people who have can critique on this
a guy on my school bus stood up in front of me to see his friend in a seat one up, and due to him standing up, I saw his cloud blue Ed Hardy underwear peeking out. There were skulls all over, and one of them had a top hat w/ a cigar in its mouth and one other skull had a heart with a white cloth hanging over it.
just to let yall know
how detailed
Catboy Connor vs not-so catboy connor(catboy Connorโs eyebrow is very narrow and Iโm sorry)
just noticed not-so catboy connor looked a bit asian, damnit
armina
i pulled every half-inch of the education of edgy clothing and slapped it onto her
this progress going SLOW man
i will
YOU CAN DO THIS
@๐๐ฎ๐ก๐๐ฃยฒ ๐ชฝ nah you're right, i'm a guy. im just confused as to why people say i'm a woman
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