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humour me this...
"if the math homework gains sentience but the ice in albert eitstein's fridge gains sentience as well, how much much playdough would we need to host the great homework and ice war on the rocks favorite piece of ham?" -Peter the Pirate Ship Eater

there's more..!

"if the airplane starts doing ballet but it forgot its tutu, how many homosexual spaghetti noodles to you have to have in your southwest pocket to rebuild the Eiffel Tower after my sentient coin cousin consumed it" -Jeffy the biscuit and jelly juggler

yeah WHO ARE YOU

they have striked again.

"if your post on magma get seen by me, but earthworm Sally appears at the Superbowl to possesses the referee. How many binoculars do you have to swallow to turn INTO the stadium?" -Tommy Toe-Tickler

you sound like my average math equation and its scaring me someone help

"if your dog gets turned into the thanksgiving turkey but its tuesday, how many lebron James clones do we have to launch into the sun to please the alien overlords above?" -someone on my strawpage

oh yeah and whoever said "Labubu? ?" on my straw page is getting an immediate execution.

so I guess I just jump now?//nsrs kinda I might not post much anymore so everything is super awesome and I love life.

hey guys uhm I haven't been able to be as active for the pass few days but can someone help me figure out why @𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 (kinda got in troubl) doesn't have anything posted anymore? it could very well just be a glitch or hopefully I'm going insane because I don't see anything. I'm not fucking joking what the hell happened. he also hasn't responded to me yet and usually when I log on at this time he's at least there n waiting which he's not. I swear to God if he got banned I think I might crash.

Now that I just passed my Spanish 2 class barely it reminded me of last year in Spanish 1 where these frat country guys were throwing paper airplanes and for SOME REASON every other time no matter where they threw the damn things they would hit me and I had no friends in this class so I was just suffering in silence but they were nice about it...I couldn't tell if they were being sarcastic and low-key making fun of me but they didn't do it on purpose and kept apologizing so : D my silent nonchalant aura made them be nice heh

GOODMORNINGGGGG GUYYYYSSSSS I am a lil scared guys where uh...did ya come from.. hey.. : D quaking in my boots but uh now I have the urge to animate but here's the catch! I dunno how..! so we're gonna learn together guys and ur stuck with me now heh, and uh oh yeah school too I'm failing and this is the last week so I gotta clutch. easy work tho <3

sigh...I'm gonna lock you in my basement.

hey guys I don't think we appreciate pwned at 14:00 enough fer how GOOD IT IS I mean I haven't played in a while cause I'm grounded n all BUT BY GAWDDDDeheee prototype is my child I love them AND THE RELATIONSHIP THAT uhm guest n noli have IS SO CUTEEEE AWE I LOVE THEM I love how much he acts like a parent to em sighhhhhhh I MISS ITTT

I HATE SCHOOL I wanna drawwww and I have a really good Ideaaaaa but I CANT

WHATS UP WHATS UP WHATSS UPPPPPPPPP

I THINK IM GOING INSANE AUGGHJHHH ITZ SO CEWLLLL

I made this with @𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 (kinda got in troubl) n I love it LOTS cause it looks really pretty : D

hey guys is it just me or is everyone's school BORING AS HELL n none of my friends are here...sob.. but anyway hows everyone's day going : D part two I guess

HAY @𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 (kinda got in troubl) I got a screen shot n IST SO CUTE I LOVE HOW YOU DRAW SM

I hate my big cungus life WHY DID MY POST DISAPPEAR UGH @𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 (kinda got in troubl) I know what you are

So how is everyones day going? : DD

HAY @♡ Dee / Elliot — ☆ I finished it and I hope yew like it so uhm they are pretty rad and I wanna see more of them from yew in the future pretty please : DD

I feel like I should've said this earlier but I take requests on straw page so have fun