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if you didn't know I play celeste, a 2d platformer, and I am really good at it. So, there are 5 levels of difficulties; beginner intermediate advanced expert and grandmaster. I've spent around 38 hours completing levels in the advanced lobby and I just finished the last level in it call the heart side of the lobby. The heart side combines all the levels in the lobby into one with one screen for every level. it took me 7 hours to beat it and around 3.5k deaths. the whole lobby took me 38 hours and 17k deaths. and here is my run. (At flag 04 inputs go burr)

Honestly I don’t care if my parents figure out I’m trans, if I get to 3rd quarter and they still don’t know; I’m changing my phone wall paper to be trans

Hello this is your Probably Not Daily Celeste news.

Yesterday I beat Synapse and I had to do homework so I couldn’t start another level

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Yesterday I beat both right side down cavern and Belated Valentine’s Day

currently working on : Synapse

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yesterday I beat the level the lab
and I’ll post how long it took and how many deaths next post.
Currently working on : Right Side Down Cavern I’m on the final screen but I got a really bad headache from it so I’ll finish it when I get back home from school

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Over the weekend I have completed the level Dusk City. It took ~650 deaths and about 1.3 hours
Currently working on : The lab

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Current favorite song
btw I’m not a Therian, just like the music

I forgot to post yesterday so sorry about that

Once my outfit is complete I’ll post a picture of it so yea. Ask any questions below because I don’t know what to post about

Soooo I just got grounded and I was supposed to be grounded from all technology but I got away with having my phone but that means I won’t be able to play Celeste for a while

in a interviewer voice hello and welcome to your (probably not) daily Celeste news

we have got some breaking news for you today, we got news that noodles has completed 2 levels in one day and not only that but she has also completed one in 40 minutes and in around 200 death which is a new record for least deaths for a first time completion of a level

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I don’t know what to post about uhh…
I’m really good at Celeste I’m working on tower XVI if anyone is curious on my skill level, once I have finished all the advanced hard levels I’ll be at expert easy and the levels will finally look impressive to non-Celeste players

I think I for got to post so here durning my off so here’s one

If you can make one thing normalized (no haters) what would you chose, I would do Therian or trans people because I don’t think Therians deserve the hate just being them selves and you I’m trans so I don’t want them to hater hate too

Hi!

I had the worst weekend, so I was at lake mcconaughy and the winds there were 60mph and gust of 80mph, if you didn’t know an f1 tornado has 80mph winds… yea. It was also flooding and my tent collapsed when I was still inside. Worst trip ever

sense we were talking about it in class, what clubs or activities are you in at school

I’m getting a lot more new clothes and once I get them all I’ll show y’all my outfit

if you can have any -not too useful- power what would you have?
I would have the ability to time things perfectly, for example when a movie character jumps backwards off a cliff then gets saved by a bird. I would use it for comedy like this, “I wonder if anyone will slip on this ice” then I would make someone slip there for comedic effects

Hello Hello!!

For once in my school life Im not worried about grades! It feels so weird being stress free.

Question for y’all, how is school going, has anything interesting happened or how is it in general?

Can’t believe I was sick on my birthday XD

Guess what? IM BACK!

my mental state is the best it’s ever been so I’m going to start posting again <3

I know I haven’t posted in a month but today is my birth day! Also I’ll post during my off so I don’t go missing again

I'm here to say that I'm doing better, I'll be more active when school starts but for now just know I'm ok now

so it didn't go very well... I'm dealing with a lot rn with gender dysphoria and problem with how my parents reacted I will be here very little until I get better mentally.

See ya'll hopefully soon