Howtoscrewup101-OFFICIAL-

How the fuck do I not have timekeeper cookie yet?

UHM I'm animating this btw

There’s a girl in my class that keeps telling me she’s gonna take my ballsack and crush it with a sledge hammer

Me papa make dusting ass pasta that for some fucking reason had fish in it

just finished watching GameOververse.... KIT IS A BADDIE FRFR- like kit do NOT let me get behind all that

GUYS I THINK ASH DIED BRU/j I hope they are doing ok though heh

I drew tenya doing this, idk I thought it was funny

Day one of saying the N-word in front of my math teacher until she asks for the pass (spoiler: she said it without a pass)

Why does Ryan from my class in 6th grade look AI as fuck? Is he cosplaying a middle schooler? Like he walks up to me one day and says “wow that’s a bow!! What instrument do you play Isabella!?” Like bro where did you get that skin from!? I bumped into him in the hallway once and he stops and turns to me and says “my apologies” like ok

See now if I screamed the n-word hard R in public, I WOULD be the problem- like you are ALL so woke

14 more days until this acc gets deleted

me and jade are Loki twinning but they don't know that yet so shhhhhhhhhhhh

"I lost my pink BALL point pen!" like ok bro we have bigger pickles to fucking tickle- we have EOGS soon

Sometimes I can’t help but feel jealous of others, not for the cool shit they have but because of thier bodys, I want to be able to take a picture with my friends without not wanting to see what it looks like because I’m there

oh my super super super super silly billy omggggg

— @𓎟𓎟 𝒥ade ♡'s 𝒜rnold 𓏵 🍓🐸 —
hey so…
My bookie……
To one year of our love
To one year of “Goonight” texts
To one year of “fuck me in the butt” to one year of “melodi you fucking hoe” to one year of “” and” ”

I hope I can spend more years with you Lindsay
Though our distance is far that doesn’t mean my heart heart is too
We ARE tuff
You are the whizzer to my Marvin (I think that their names)
You make me feel more confident- when I get dressed I try to dress like how I would want you to see me- I suppose you are infact my motivation!

A bit ago I felt so alone, sometimes I still do but you make me feel like I’m actually wanted by someone other than my parents, now that I’m older and I realize it- I never had friends before, and it wasn’t until middle school you and others made me feel like I was important, when you took my hand it made me feel like I actually was important to someone- even to a group of people

Anyways I hope you like tha art, you know me well enough to know I’m not oh too good at digital art but I wanted to try drawing digital because I ran out of paper
I love you, FUCKING lesbian

And btw if you haven’t noticed.. the little color under my profile is the color jade lol.. idk if u can see that

Unlike all of you ngas I HAVEN'T changed my Pfp.. BUTT that might change tomorrow

My little sister ate roach poison what the fuck am I doing here?

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