STRANGLE THEE WITH PHILIPS HUE LIGHTS

those who know

anyway hi philip and ptt once again
they are not gay for eachother sorry guys dissapointed
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ok so explanation for whoever:
Philip is a nickname for Upc, the Corporate Cat of UPC (duh). the reason for that be Philips Electronics and United International Holdings being the joint venture that UPC came out of (UPC now stand for United Pan-Europe Communications, used to be United Philips Cable for who curious).
that means that Upc/Philip (cat) has a link with the company Philips and he's being fucking strangled by Philips Hue lights here so uh yeah

another thing technically he's being strangled by himself

what

okay this is either really confusing or really funny or wikipedia reworded for us idiots

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