D: Dec. 15, 2013
T: Aprox. 11:49 PM- 12:35 AM
~ I've seen a few quite cases like this, but none this weird. A little girl gave us this photograph, and at first, we thought this was some kind of photoshopped image. But, her mother explained it a little more after we questioned this photograph.
~ That night, the girl, Hannah, she was playing outside in the field. Her dog, Sir Crumpet, was with her, until around 9:15 PM. According to Hannah, she was running with Crumpet and ran too far. It's assumed they wandered through the left side of the protected Allan B. Park, since the barbed fence in that area was broken and needed repairs earlier that week. The two wandered into the dry wooded area there, and they got lost.
~ Along the path they took, they seemingly found an old residence at the park. It's unknown who lived in the home, and when left the property, but the house was abandoned in a fairly deep part of the park. Hannah said she didn't see any "doopie floopah" when she took this photo. She was merely using her dad's phone camera flash to see in the dark. At this point, Hannah's parents had noticed that she was missing from the farm, and they contacted police at 10:54 PM and they began searching the premises for tracks and other signs.
~ Hannah said that the doopie floopahs looked cute, and she wanted to get closer. She apparently tried to hug one of the creatures. It didn't go too well. One of them grabbed her, with their meaty claws, and they took her to small area, where she saw some weird, meat blobs pulsating on the ground. Many were in different states of maturity. Some were tiny mounds of flesh, and others tall, wriggling, abscess filled pillars with these creatures being "woken up from dreams about 67 chickens". Her words, not mine.
~ The creatures tried to push and squeeze her into one of these fleshy mounds, and she screamed. This made them weary, and they backed off for a bit, until she started to run, and they gave chase. Hannah doesn't mention Crumpets after this. She said that she doesn't know where he went after she ran. Somehow, she ran at least ~1.4 miles away from the area, where the creatures had given up and ran back. Around 1:04 AM, she was finally rescued.
Additional Notes:
We found weird liquid blots in the same spot where the "nests" were seen in the photo. Weirdly enough, it has a 95.3% match with human blood. The house is ALSO being currently investigated for "undefined".
Allan B. Park has since been seized.
I'll kill you all if someone says "iS tHAt A veRITy???????
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