I CANT FIX YOU.

"P dhua av hsdhfz il hisl av olsw fvb, Zhykpul! P'ss hsdhfz il aolyl mvy fvb!"
Uva hsdhfz, pa zlltz. P mhpslk fvb.
This looked way better in my head
credits:
@nutty / c00lkidd0 for sardine
me for Tari