HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE...

So Captain Cuttlefish is old as we all know. And he participated in the Great Turf War. Well the great Turf War (In Splatoon 3) happened 104 years ago. He is confirmed 130 years old in Splatoon 2... so there for he is about 134 years old when the events of S3 took place. So It's either A) Inklings live a lot longer than we think; B) Captain Cuttlefish has an inkredible immune system; or C) Captain Cuttlefish is straight up immortal. This is what I randomly thought about while reading Coroika today...