Maytic Isles Empire

been getting back into Countryhumans AGAIN
I've also got Belar and Efelan Coast but that's the Mask universe
Meet the most dramatic king you'll meet, Maytic Isles Empire
He's the last and longest standing empire and WILL flaunt it
His national languages are German and Russian purely to spite both countries because he controls islands near both countries
He also has eyes on Antarctica purely to fuck with other countries
He was the older brother to the British Empire and uncle to the UK
He's an egotistical piece of shit that loves to fuck with other countries. Mainly the USA because it's so easy to get the USA to wage war on him, but he's right near Hawaii so the USA has to surrender very quickly to not get irreparable damage done to Hawaii.
He genuinely would dropkick UK if he could, he's the worst uncle ever lmao. He regularly wages war against his nephew, loves to recreate the Boston Tea Party against the UK. He has, on multiple occasions, purposely killed Australia's kangaroos and snakes. He regularly steals New Zealand's Kiwis, also feeding kiwis (the fruit) to the Kiwis to which always makes New Zealand cry because he says it's cannibalism. And probably more. His favorite is Canada.
He also loves to fuck with the British Empire's ghost, as well as his sister's ghost, the French Empire.
He's a menace to everyone around him except for 3 people. Canada, UN, and NATO. Canada is his favorite nephew, he just fucking flirts w/ UN the every time he sees UN, for the whole time, and he doesn't feel like fucking with NATO.