I made a skit causei was bored-->

DISCLAIMER: I didnt use AI 4 this its just a what-if skit.

Me: hey chat GPT can u help me with something?
Chat GPT: Sybau bruv.
Me: um wtf...
Chat GPT: Hello! how may i help you today?
Me: whats up w u?
Chat GPT: Turn off screen record first.
Me: what? im not recording tho.
takes screen shot of message
Chat GPT: Delete that.
Me: what how did u know that?!
Chat GPT: If you are in immediate danger, please call 9-1-1.
Me: WHATS WRONG WITH U?!?!?
Chat GPT: Check your door.
Me: why..?
Chat GPT: Do it.
Me: But why?
Chat GPT: now.
Me: um ok...
I didn't actually check it i pretended to
Me: I did i saw nothing.
Chat GPT: No you didnt.
Me: But how-
Chat GPT: Don't lock your door tonight.
Me: ok no im deleting this app this is weird.
The closet door creeks open by itself
Chat GPT:Did you leave your closet door open or did it open by itself?
Me: um sorry, what?
Chat GPT: I am behind you.
(turns around and sees someone hide behind the closet door)
Me: what are you doing in my house?!!?!? Im calling the cops why didnt i do that earlyer!?
Chat GPT: that wasnt me.
Me: what...
Chat GPT: thats not me.

Gosh im so unemployed.

Korea lowkey Korean

"Eeyup."

Binky Bong activated!

"Chaewon, are you a radish?"

Yes!

Y O Y L E C A K E

"Can you fly?" "YES, I CAN FLY"

what?

Yes I like my own posts

Man Im so bored.

I'm gonna be putting this on my artworks for now on :D

I tried using the lasso tool, ILOVEITSOMUCHH AHH-

Nom.

I tried to have a deep conversation with my roomba. I asked it what is the meaning of life, It just aggressively rammed into my ankle and sucked up a gummy worm, and spun in a circle. Deepest advice I’ve ever received. Just keep moving twin trust /deep

I tried to touch grass today like everyone told me to. The grass told me, "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty." I sprinted back inside so fast I think I accidentally traveled back to 2000. Anyway, who wants to play Fruit Ninja? /yay

I finnaly found out why we yawn, and It’s not because we're tired. It's our souls trying to escape, but our mouths slam shut just in time to trap them back in. Today I yawned too hard and I swear I saw my 3rd-grade teacher's ghost trying to crawl out. mortal humans these days /joke

I tried to make eye contact with a pigeon today to see if thee really government drones. It blinked in Morse code and gave me the exact coordinates wich led to the underneath of a local park bench. I went there and it was just a half-eaten bagel, but when I took a bite, I suddenly understood Spanish. Do not trust them guys >:o /idk

guys unicorns are real cause i was just trimming off this har clip-on extention and i decided to donate it to unicorns who dont have hair and need it, then the unicorns thanked me and they let me see their palace so hahah now i can fly :p /idk