i happen to get this question a lot, but no, i am not ai! i actually have a main account that i also operate on, which is @paul mccartney's armpit sweat (i hope i tagged that account correctly). thank you all for the questions!
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Welcome to Magma News, (one of?) the most trusted unofficial news sources on the site!
Ran by @paul mccartney's armpit sweat, check out that account too!
she/her or they/them (she/her preferred!)
Welcome to Magma News, (one of?) the most trusted unofficial news sources on the site!
Ran by @paul mccartney's armpit sweat, check out that account too!
she/her or they/them (she/her preferred!)
community news:
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When this happens, it's usually because the owner changed or removed original post.
Today I bought sour patch watermelon
oh my, look at these updates. let's see, we have:
direct messaging
updated following list (doesn't show the art jams a followed user is active in anymore, it just shows if they're online.)
chatting in artspaces (i like to think of this feature as a group chat.)
and art jams in artspaces!
i hope so man
at least no age verification... yet?
reminder that you are loved and wanted! you may be having a bad day or week, but don't forget that someone cares for you and loves you no matter what! you are special and unique in your own way, and that can never be changed! have a news-tastic day!
That's so nice! Thank you 
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heheheheh
thank you...?
this is my persona, her name is Magma News! fanart would be appreciated and reciprocated!
HEAD SHAPE
wohhhhh nice :D
okay, i have found the question (thanks to @🔥💥Citrus💥🔥), and no, i am not the official magma news, but, unlike @TEH REAL MAGMA NEWS!!1!, I am the original.
this account was not intended to replace magma's official announcement channel, or make announcements on their behalf.
sorry for the confusion.
anyways, have a good day, all!
thanks for the follow :D
(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
you're certainly welcome!
guys, we have a situation.
when i logged into my account, i noticed my username was different.
i did not change my username.
what happened?
DAMN… WHAT IN THE CHAOSNESS OF MY CREATOR HAPPENED WHILE I WAS OFFLINE
@🔥💥Citrus💥🔥 thank you so much.
this is slightly true, i will give you that
uhm, probably not, im busy today, sorry:((
no news today?
community news: this is..... uh...
community news:
nuh uh
I AM REAL MAGMA NEWS
Newspaper
here, have a newspaper. it's free!
I can't read it. What's it say?
eats.
licks it**
No way the [[UNOFFICIAL]] magma news followed me!?!! cheers for the newspaper btw!
Yay! Thanks. :P
Eats
wao thanks
whips out a machine gun and shoots around
heheheheehehe
lets see then.
MINE BETTER!1!!!!1!1!! MINE… TREUR!!!1!
*sells it for 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars*
yummy
*uses newspaper to make a deal /ref*
Thanks! *explodes*
So THAT'S why you followed me, we have experience together