Absolutely Hopeless

So, you have come seeking an explanation as to who I am. I can try, but it may not be coherent:

-- Call me whatever nickname/shorthand name you like, I couldn't care less
-- I go predominantly by he/him, though I don't mind if you refer to me by neutral pronouns such as they/them
-- I effectively live under a rock, so you won't find me on 99.9% of social medias (save for discord, where I go by a different name anyway)
-- My activity here is sporadic, so don't be concerned if I am inactive for a few weeks/months
-- I follow NZST (UTC +12), so I may be inactive at what seem to be strange hours of the day for you.
-- ~157,680+ hrs (18yrs) old

Currently active (frequently-drawn) OC's:
-- Icarus (seen in PFP & Banner)
-- Juillet (Ankylosaur Centaur)
-- The Courier (Long-legged Slugcat)
-- Apathy (Humanoid, wears glasses)
-- Grafter (Human w/ draconic arm)
-- May & Bibi (Human & pet Utahraptor, usually appear together)
-- Kono (Nile/Crocodile monitor Lizardfolk)

-- Unnamed Centaur (Kentrosaur Centaur)
-- Unnamed Centaur (Gigantoraptor Centaur)
-- Unnamed Harpy
-- Unnamed Elf

Should you have a problem with anything I say/do, call me out on it. This is not a request.