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🖥️ THE MAIN MENU: AL3X 2.0
[ LOADING SAVE DATA... ][ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ □ □ ] 88%
[ WARNING: UNKNOWN GLITCH DETECTED IN "SENSE_OF_HUMOR.EXE" ]
THE ATTRIBUTE PENTAGONSTR
(Strength): ▮▮▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯ (Can carry all the groceries in one trip, but at what cost?)
INT (Intelligence): ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯▯ (Knows 4,000 useless facts about dinosaurs; forgets why they opened the fridge.)
DEX (Dexterity): ▮▮▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯ (Frequently trips over flat surfaces. High chance of dropping phone on face while lying down.)
VIT (Vitality): ▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯▯▯ (Powered entirely by cheese sticks and sheer determination.)
CHA (Charisma): ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯ (+50 Bonus when talking to dogs. -20 Penalty when making eye contact with a crush.)
EXPANDED INVENTORY (KEY ITEMS)
Item
The Bedhead Crown+5 Bed Defense. -10 Social Acceptability.
The Infinite ScrollA glowing brick that consumes time.
Pocket:A Single Receipt From 3 years ago. Purpose unknown.
The Squeaky Sneakers Stealth -100. Comfort +50.Rare
THE QUEST TRACKER (ACTUAL TO-DO LIST)[ MAIN QUEST ] : The Great Graduation
Status: In Progress
Objective: Turn in the essay without using "The" as a paragraph filler.
Reward: A piece of paper and a confusing sense of freedom.[ SIDE QUEST ] : The Laundry Labyrinth
Status: FAILED (Folded 3 shirts, got distracted by a butterfly).
Objective: Find the missing sock that was swallowed by the dryer dimension.
[ DAILY MISSION ] : Human Interaction
Status: Complete 
Objective: Said "You too" when the waiter told me to enjoy my food.Penalty: Eternal Embarrassment (Permanent Debuff).🛠️ PATCH NOTES: V. 13 HOTFIX
Fixed a bug where the user would start a sentence and forget the end of it. (Wait, nevermind, it's back).
Nerfed: The "Procrastination" skill was too OP; reduced efficiency by 0.5%.
Buffed: Sleep duration increased by 14 minutes.Added new sound effect: Aggressive sighing when seeing an uncharged controller.
CONTROLLER MAPPING (HOW TO OPERATE ME)
[ 
] SQUARE: Request Snacks (30s Cooldown).
[ 
] TRIANGLE: Activate "Sarcasm Mode" (Toggle).
[ 
] CIRCLE: Panic Jump.
[ 
] CROSS: Accept "One More Game" Invite.
[ L1 + R1 ]: Take a screenshot of a funny meme to send to the group chat.
THE SKILL TREE: "SOCIAL REPUTATION"[ LEVEL 1: WALLFLOWER ] --> [ LEVEL 5: LOUD PERSON ] --> [ LEVEL 10: LEGENDARY GOOFBALL ]
Current Perk Unlocked:
Asking if you have food 30 times in 45 seconds
SCORE SUMMARY:
Tasks Completed: 12
Snacks Consumed: [ REDACTED ]
Mental Breakdowns Had: Maximum
Rank: S+ (Gamer of the Day)
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| [ REBOOT ] [ SET ALARM ] >[ SLEEP ] |
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“If you can see this, the simulation has ended. Please remove your headset and pet a cat. The adventure resumes in 080000.”
[ ██████████████ ] 100% DISCONNECTED
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[ NO SIGNAL ]
🖥️ THE MAIN MENU: AL3X 2.0
[ LOADING SAVE DATA... ][ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ □ □ ] 88%
[ WARNING: UNKNOWN GLITCH DETECTED IN "SENSE_OF_HUMOR.EXE" ] THE ATTRIBUTE PENTAGONSTR
(Strength): ▮▮▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯ (Can carry all the groceries in one trip, but at what cost?)
INT (Intelligence): ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯▯ (Knows 4,000 useless facts about dinosaurs; forgets why they opened the fridge.)
DEX (Dexterity): ▮▮▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯ (Frequently trips over flat surfaces. High chance of dropping phone on face while lying down.)
VIT (Vitality): ▮▮▮▮▮▮▯▯▯▯ (Powered entirely by cheese sticks and sheer determination.)
CHA (Charisma): ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▯ (+50 Bonus when talking to dogs. -20 Penalty when making eye contact with a crush.)
EXPANDED INVENTORY (KEY ITEMS)
Item
The Bedhead Crown+5 Bed Defense. -10 Social Acceptability.
The Infinite ScrollA glowing brick that consumes time.
Pocket:A Single Receipt From 3 years ago. Purpose unknown.
The Squeaky Sneakers Stealth -100. Comfort +50.Rare
THE QUEST TRACKER (ACTUAL TO-DO LIST)[ MAIN QUEST ] : The Great Graduation
Status: In Progress
Objective: Turn in the essay without using "The" as a paragraph filler.
Reward: A piece of paper and a confusing sense of freedom.[ SIDE QUEST ] : The Laundry Labyrinth
Status: FAILED (Folded 3 shirts, got distracted by a butterfly).
Objective: Find the missing sock that was swallowed by the dryer dimension.
[ DAILY MISSION ] : Human Interaction
Status: Complete
Objective: Said "You too" when the waiter told me to enjoy my food.Penalty: Eternal Embarrassment (Permanent Debuff).🛠️ PATCH NOTES: V. 13 HOTFIX
Fixed a bug where the user would start a sentence and forget the end of it. (Wait, nevermind, it's back).
Nerfed: The "Procrastination" skill was too OP; reduced efficiency by 0.5%.
Buffed: Sleep duration increased by 14 minutes.Added new sound effect: Aggressive sighing when seeing an uncharged controller. CONTROLLER MAPPING (HOW TO OPERATE ME)
[ ] SQUARE: Request Snacks (30s Cooldown).
[ ] TRIANGLE: Activate "Sarcasm Mode" (Toggle).
[ ] CIRCLE: Panic Jump.
[ ] CROSS: Accept "One More Game" Invite.
[ L1 + R1 ]: Take a screenshot of a funny meme to send to the group chat.
THE SKILL TREE: "SOCIAL REPUTATION"[ LEVEL 1: WALLFLOWER ] --> [ LEVEL 5: LOUD PERSON ] --> [ LEVEL 10: LEGENDARY GOOFBALL ]
Current Perk Unlocked:
Asking if you have food 30 times in 45 seconds
SCORE SUMMARY:
Tasks Completed: 12
Snacks Consumed: [ REDACTED ]
Mental Breakdowns Had: Maximum
Rank: S+ (Gamer of the Day)
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| [ REBOOT ] [ SET ALARM ] >[ SLEEP ] |
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“If you can see this, the simulation has ended. Please remove your headset and pet a cat. The adventure resumes in 080000.”
[ ██████████████ ] 100% DISCONNECTED
_ (Cursor Blinking)
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_
[ NO SIGNAL ]
its so good Alex <3