~* 𝟣𝓍𝟣𝓍𝟣𝓍𝟣 *~

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my straw page:
https://ayunas.straw.page

my playlist straw page:
https://ayunas-playlist.straw.page

A little bit about me:
I love the OSC, Just Shapes and Beats, Coheed and Cambria, Lemon Demon, Will wood, TV girl, Cookie Run, Forsaken, and Star Trek!

genderfluid + aroace :)

Besties:
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@O(#-Broken Spawn-#)o
@☽~(N̳̿͟͞o̳̿͟͞t͞) Fine Shu~☾
@Bald felix :3
@♡✩𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪 ℂ𝕒𝕕𝕖✩♡

Eighth Wonder (Lemon Demon):

Extra clever
Earth-bound spirit
Ghost in the form
Of a mongoose
And I have hands
And I have feet
I'll never die
I am a freak
Hello, I'm here
I'm living in the wall
I know I might be small, but
I, I, I am a freak
Thou wilt never
Know what I am
I am the fifth dimension
And I'll split the atom
And if you see me (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
You're paralyzed
Pillar of salt (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
You're mummified
Hello, I'm here
I'm living in the wall
I know I might be small
But I am the eighth wonder
And I was born
1852
And I was born
In India
And I shall haunt
Like the Buggane
With such weird noise
And clanking chains
Hello, I'm here
I'm living in the wall
I know I might be small, but
I, I, I am a freak
I say "vanished"
To underground
Jim, let me go
I watch like Hell
And I have hands (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
And I have feet
I'll never die (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I am a freak
Hello, I'm here
I'm living in the wall
I know I might be small
But I am the eighth wonder
Eighth wonder of the world
You'll never get to see
What in the name of God can I be?

Main Character (Will Wood):

I'm that first-person they talk about in all the books
I'm that perspective you cannot doubt, see how I look
Control the narrative reliably, baby, it's all about me
And I wrote the book about throwing the book
At those who don't do it by it
So now I'm holding myself hostage
Stockholm lust just looks like justice
And enough lefts don't make the right but two wrongs do
Oh man, Sun Tzu would love this
Beating my dead high horse off the high road to low ground
'Cause if you shake your fist at snakes in grass
It looks like punching down
So, God forbid I'm seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy
Don't come at me
I'm the main character, and you have to like me
I loot plot armor from NPCs
Well, they are to me
Trite, tropes, traits, traumas, trinkets, and treats, it's all XP
Look in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's superego
The underdog you cheer for
Villains are everywhere, that's how I know that I'm the hero
So tie me to the train tracks, laugh, and snidely twist your mustache
Snidely Whiplash, Boris Badenov, ignoring me's bad enough
Where do you get off? Da, das vedanya, darling
Daleks in high collars monologue
And I outsmart them with a ray-gun and a tweet
So, God forbid I'm seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if protagonists just died in the first scene
I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy
Don't come at me
I'm the main character, and you have to like me
Judge me by what my cover shows, author becomes beyond reproach
You don't know the prose or if the spine is still intact
Oh, like Alice fell to Wonderland, come astroturf my Overton
And embolden my demand to live by alternative facts
Her majesty says, "The Royal We demand a standard of loyalty
An agreement to be reverent, lick the emperor's new boots"
The court fool got the guillotine
The witches the stake, you the dopamine
And Siemens made the Zyklon B, but we all still get the flu
We all do what we need to to get through
(It's nothing new)
But I ain't done a fucking thing to you
So, God forbid I'm seen just as an average human being
I mean, imagine if antagonists lacked any evil scheme
I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy
Don't come at me
I'm the main character, and you have to like me

Ivanushka (Touch-Tone telephone demo) - Lemon Demon

Mushroom man, mushroom man, shrouded in mystique
Mushroom man, mushroom man, playin' hide and seek
Someday I will capture you, you fungal little freak, oh, oh
Mushroom man, mushroom man, playin' hide and seek, all right

Nastenka, Nastenka, with a prilly pear
Nastenka, Nastenka, I really dig your hair
It will never work 'cause you're a girl and I'm a bear, oh-oh-oh
Nastenka, Nastenka, gotta wonder where went that

Father Mushroom
Ivanushka, -ushka oh-oh-oh
Father Mushroom
Ivanushka, -ushka oh-oh-oh, oh

These days nothing is what it seems
His head, my paws, they haunt my dreams
My reflection tells me whether I should learn to fear the feather
And to not forget my mother

Mushroom man, mushroom man, where the hell'd you go?
Mushroom man, mushroom man, I would like to know
Tell me why my lady friend is freezing in the snow, oh, oh
Mushroom man, mushroom man, I'd like to know, I would

Nastenka, Nastenka, cudgels have been tossed
Nastenka, Nastenka, here comes Father Frost
Now you are an otter pop and I'm completely lost, oh-oh-oh
Nastenka, Nastenka, I am a hostage of

Father Mushroom
Ivanushka, -ushka oh-oh-oh
Father Mushroom
Ivanushka, -ushka oh-oh-oh, oh

I'm glad you did not have to see
Hunchback Fairy seducing me
I was only thinking of you all I know is that I love you
Now I'll have to microwave you
Just to save you from the grave to

Walk with you and hold your hand, hand
Through this most enchanted land
But if we find the mushroom man
Don't mind me if I tear his head off

Father Mushroom
Ivanushka, -ushka oh-oh-oh
Father Mushroom
Ivanushka, -ushka oh-oh-oh
Father Mushroom
Ivanushka, -ushka oh-oh-oh
Father Mushroom
Ivanushka, -ushka oh-oh-oh
Father Mushroom
Ivanushka, -ushka oh-oh-oh
Father Mushroom
Ivanushka, -ushka oh-oh-oh
Ivanushka, -ushka oh-oh-oh
Ivanushka, -ushka oh-oh-oh
Ivanushka, -ushka oh-oh-oh
Ivanushka, -ushka oh-oh-oh