They/them or he/they pronouns

I have a Girlfriend and like...20 kids...? (not really, but my friends all call me dad because our fathers all suck-)

I can adopt you and be your online father :3
Hazbin, Helluva, MD, Owl House, Gravity Falls, and TADC fan :b

BUNGO STRAY DOGSSSSSS cough Hyperfixation? I dont know her-

RPs as Lucifer a lot :3 (I relate to the guy more then I like to acknowledge-)
I do ship Radio apple, but only as romantic platonic

Will occasionally disappear for a few days cough months cough mb

Im here if people need to vent <3

Fake friends: have never seen you cry
Real friends- cry with you
Fake friends- borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back
Real friends- keep your stuff for so long they forget it's yours
Fake friends- know a few things about you
Real friends- could write a book about you
Fake friends- would knock on your door
Real friends- would burst in and say, "I'M HOOOME!"
Fake friends- will help you when you fall over
Real friends- will jump on top of you and shout, "DOGGY PILE!"
Fake friends‐ are for a while
Real friends- are for life
Fake friends- will read this
Real friends- will steal this
Fake friends- say, "love ya," jokingly,
Real friends- will say, "i love you," and mean it
Fake friends- will say, "i'm sorry," after a break up
Real friends- call them and ask what their problem is before making a plan to destroy them
Fake friends- will read this
Real friends- will copy and paste this, just like I did.