I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
Yeah
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need (and I)
Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow (and I)
I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do?
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
Oh-oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere (so brightly, baby)
And the sound of children's laughter fills the air (oh, oh, yeah)
And everyone is singing (oh, yeah)
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh)
Won't you please bring my baby to me?
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door
Oh, I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby
All I want (I want) for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby

ahem act natural

ITS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

most of my friend group is girls

when class so boring

guys I'm a male I don't have period cramps

is it bad that I've never had a cramp?

the most embarissing thing known to humankind is getting a tag wrong to bucketing when you didn't mean to

what should I name the baby?

oh shit I'm having a baby

I experienced the worst pain known to man, hand sanitizer on a wound

WHY EVERYTIME I TRY TO GO TO BED ONE OF MY KIDS SAYS DAD I PEED THE BED

how many kids do I have 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 6777777777777!!!!!!!!!!

I feel like @Spades is gonna be a florida man when he grows up

why do my children like to bite me so much? @Trudowoodo-alt @vals_in_game ahem

WE FINALLY GOT MARRIED I LOVE YOU @wrenlovescookies !!!!!!!!

here the link for da wedding waiting for ma wife to join: https://magma.com/d/Pr78P0rSPK

gng I am so sorry I had an assembly I will do the wedding NOW

today is wedding I swear at 10:00

I love my wife and I'd scream it to the rooftops