just a little teaser for something


Hello! my names Blake Dallmann(yes that's how it's spelled). But you can call me Blake or BlakeMD(I am not a medical doctor, I will explain that name someday just not now).
I'm 17 so please be nice to me
Hello! my names Blake Dallmann(yes that's how it's spelled). But you can call me Blake or BlakeMD(I am not a medical doctor, I will explain that name someday just not now).
I'm 17 so please be nice to me
Today i watched quite possibly the worst video essay I ever watched, "Nintendo is catastrophically mediocre".
This video essay said the following;
Disliked Yoshi and Kirby for being too easy (god forbid a game is targeted towards elementary children)
played Super Metroid for only 3 hours admitting it's too hard (bruh)
Says there is no new F-ZERO content when F-ZERO 99 is right there
never mentions Fire Emblem or Metroid Dread AT ALL DESPITE BEING CONSISTENTLY AMAZING
and straight up said the r-slur.
I feel like this video is the Nintendo equivalent to "How NOT to write a victim of abuse" or "Steven Universe is garbage and here's why" where it is CONFIDENTLY WRONG, but it came out at just the right time so it ended up being popular.
The internet is like that one Three Days Grace song; I hate everything about it, yet I also love everything about it.
Why is it called a double quarter pounder?
It's two quarters of a pound, just call it a half pounder.
My character's reference sheet (yes it is based off of me IRL)
epic
coming late 2026