idk bro what should my name be?

i agree with this tho it hasn't happened to yet, it has happened to so much of my friends it

Fake friends: have never seen you cry
Real friends- cry with you
Fake friends- borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back
Real friends- keep your stuff for so long they forget it's yours
Fake friends- know a few things about you
Real friends- could write a book about you
Fake friends- would knock on your door
Real friends- would burst in and say, "I'M HOOOME!"
Fake friends- will help you when you fall over
Real friends- will jump on top of you and shout, "DOGGY PILE!"
Fake friends‐ are for a while
Real friends- are for life
Fake friends- will read this
Real friends- will steal this
Fake friends- say, "love ya," jokingly,
Real friends- will say, "i love you," and mean it
Fake friends- will say, "i'm sorry," after a break up
Real friends- call them and ask what their problem is before making a plan to destroy them
Fake friends- will read this
Real friends- will copy and paste this, just like I did

this was an paper assignment we had to do and we had to copy but i took picture of it and edited it see if you can find out what i changed

I'm bored and mangma won't let me draw

hi guys give me random lore