please refrain from referring to me by my inactive account
(by that I mean don't tag @chcipísek💗 tag @chcipísek💗 instead)
Also don't follow that account that's just pointless
I think I like Filbus
Yes, I’m a doctor nowhere fan, how could you tell?
just a few things to know before interacting!!!
I cuss
Dni if you're under 13 or over 17 (unless if I've interacted w you before) I mostly post unserious content/posts (majority of them are "freaky") If you don't like this type of humour then don't follow me I occasionally post drawings w blood or light gore (I'll put a trigger warning) I sometimes misspell or completely fuck up sentences... English isn't my first language and my brain sometimes malfunctions (I think that's obvious) I rarely use tone tags (I always forget okay??? im sorry
) pls tag me in fanart!!! otherwise I might not see it I'm not good at comforting I'm a dry texter I barely post drawings about my ocs/sonas (the chance of that happening is rarer than the conehead phenomenon)
my nicknames are Chip, Chcipi and Luzi! I go by ich/und/mein/holz/holzi/cha/ir/chair/chairself
(but in all seriousness I go by any but he/they are preferred) I am chairsexual!! (I LOVE FILBUS!!!)/silly I'm a non-sharing yumeshipper and a fiction kinnie
(I fiction kin intern from animal hospital)
BIO WIP!!!
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im too lazy to fix the order of the pixels lol
please refrain from referring to me by my inactive account
(by that I mean don't tag @chcipísek💗 tag @chcipísek💗 instead)
Also don't follow that account that's just pointless
I think I like Filbus
Yes, I’m a doctor nowhere fan, how could you tell?
just a few things to know before interacting!!! I cuss Dni if you're under 13 or over 17 (unless if I've interacted w you before) I mostly post unserious content/posts (majority of them are "freaky") If you don't like this type of humour then don't follow me I occasionally post drawings w blood or light gore (I'll put a trigger warning) I sometimes misspell or completely fuck up sentences... English isn't my first language and my brain sometimes malfunctions (I think that's obvious) I rarely use tone tags (I always forget okay??? im sorry) pls tag me in fanart!!! otherwise I might not see it I'm not good at comforting I'm a dry texter I barely post drawings about my ocs/sonas (the chance of that happening is rarer than the conehead phenomenon)
my nicknames are Chip, Chcipi and Luzi! I go by ich/und/mein/holz/holzi/cha/ir/chair/chairself
(but in all seriousness I go by any but he/they are preferred) I am chairsexual!! (I LOVE FILBUS!!!)/silly I'm a non-sharing yumeshipper and a fiction kinnie (I fiction kin intern from animal hospital)
BIO WIP!!!
7:
!!!
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im too lazy to fix the order of the pixels lol
dude i hate it when I'm creating a living being with the leftover harvested organs in the bathroom like if it was a laboratory and then my stupid roommate interrupts me because he "needs" to use the restroom... and the worst part? he assumes im gooning. Like no, socrates
I only goon in public bathrooms
why cant he just use the goon bucket we have in the dying room?
Like.... the trapped souls dont bite bro
One day, I had to throw one of my goon tissues into the trash, but instead of walking over to the bin like a normal person, I imagined a scenario where I was in the NBA finals and we were down by one point and there were only two seconds on the clock and I had to score the game-winning buzzer beater. And so I jumped into the air, did a 180° spin, and threw my tissue towards the direction of the bin, only for my mom to open the door at that exact moment and have the tissue get stuck to her forehead.
when your school has a singing event and a choir is singing but then some random dude in the front row starts screaming (like this)
because he is gooning so violently that his dingaling is literally being shredded
Im scared to hear how he screams like
Do you accept the gift?
Too late to abort
EW WAIT NO I'M NOT THE FATHER OF THAT CHILD
hello everybody its me chcipisek and today i will be teaching you guys some gooning methods
i have been personally trained by shaolin monks and some of my gooning methods are actually written in the goon textbook that people learn in university.
but since i know you guys are still in elementary school I'm gonna teach you guys my most simplest but handy goon methods
1: gooning while standing up
"oh! thats not possible" oh PLEASE. everything is possible, especially with gooning.
i personally use this method in public bathrooms
first, turn around. this is optional.
second, tense up your legs. Since it isnt really possible to goon with relaxed legs.
and third? goon! super easy!
2: gooning upside down
you'll need a wall for this one.
first, go upside down and lean back into a wall
second, tense up your legs (if gooning isnt possible yet)
third.... GOON!!! OH MY GOD IS THAT GRANNY NO NO NO PLEASE DONT HURT ME... oh my god... its even worse... SHE'S GOONING!!!
3: gooning through your pocket (my personal favourite)
ever wanted to goon in secret? hah! i gotchu!!!
youll need pants with preferably bigger pockets
first, put your hand in your pocket
second, test out if it reaches your dingaling
third, goon!!! yes! yes!!! i love gooning!! wait... Oh OH OH NO E-LEVENZ OH NO SEVEN ELEVENZ NOO!! AHHHH!!!! lactic acid massage scream
thats it my little gooners! hope you have a great rest of your day!
When I first started gooning, I had the most weird methods I can't even share with you guys because I was so embarrassingly inexperienced. However, as I leveled up and became a pro and a hacker, I started to invent some of my own techniques that are nowadays written in the gooning textbooks that people currently read in university. But in order to reach the level of a god, I had to train with the shaolin monks, who eventually taught me how to release my homemade special sauce with just my mind and no physical touch.
my birthday is very soon im not excited
ew
maow
Yummy art
you guys actually thing I'm czech?
I have no nationality, race or anything like that.
"what? just look at your facial features and skin! No way you have no race and nationality"
I have no skin and i have no "proper" facial features
I was created in a test tube by czech and slovakian scientists
I don't remember what they originally named me but i know it translated to "skinborrower" because of an english news reporter
as the name suggests, my species solely relies on mammal skin
specifically human skin
we're not evil. We politely ask for permission to take your skin.
please do not compare us to skinwalkers... they are different from us
they take skin without any courtesy.
I hope we've cleared things up.
A doodle I made on toonsquid
im surprised it actually lets me import a gif on my canvas huh
why did I think it would be animated lol
Yo, I like your slop. It looks good
My sonas are #healing
but in all seriousness my Characters have the worst silhouettes
Fahhhhhhh
meow~
#YAS QUEEN #MODD #SLAY
Who’s the father???!?
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FINDING THIS
bro vhat is this
dandelion stage swap thingy
flowerfolks heh
RICHARD STOP IT. YOU'RE SCARING THEM
he was whipping up pain in a kettle
pure agony.
pure agony?
actual torture.in a kettle.
the smell.. it made me suffer
ts so ahh im crine
head nurse is experienced in this
FEMBOY MILK!!! I WANT FEMBOY MILK!!!
JOIN THE EGGMAN EMPIRE
WHAT
Who’s the father???!?
Mhm
thereare. multiple