Giratyna

Rat soup

I’m entirely uninterested in attention from people I don’t know.

I don’t actually exist by the way. I’ve been a mere hallucination this whole time. A construct of the human mind, formed in a feeble attempt to comprehend that beyond reality, that beyond existence. By interacting with me, you are essentially screaming into the void, and the void is screaming back, sarcastically. At this point, is there a ‘real’? Is there a state of “existence”? That’s up to you to find out, my friend. Find life anew or something, I don’t know honestly. How is a vague nonexistent concept supposed to know the meaning of life, I’m not even “alive”. and how does one write a bio about nothingness, to begin with? Well you see.. I don’t know. That’s why there’s no bio. Toooootally not because I’m lazy haha why would you think that

I am everywhere. I am nowhere. I am the flicker in your lights, I am the shadow in the visages of your vivid dreams, I embody nothingness, yet by embodying it I imply myself to exist. I am simply a paradox, I suppose. Whether I exist or not is a question that has no plausible answer, and therefore is not worth asking. There is nothing worth seeing here, because there is nothing here. Like staring into a black hole. A singularity. Nothing is here, yet by being nothing, I am something. It is not a concept easy to understand, but I believe in you :).

Rat soup is a real thing by the way look it up. People have actually made rat soup. I hope that sufficiently disturbed you.

Anyway I hope your day is singularityful or something

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What does rat soup have to do with me, you may ask? Well to that I answer; what doesn’t it have to do with me? It’s synonymous with my nonexistence. It’s essentially the only thing other than my name pronouns and slightly fugly rushed pride month 2026 Giratyna pfp that’s thoroughly synonymous with how I present myself. You might think it’s random, but it’s actually an important facet of the Giratyna lore [TM]. It’s a reference to ME.
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I also post almost exclusively word vomit here. I hope you like bad one liners and lies and incoherent rambling haha

I reaaaaally hope you didn’t expect art
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Talk at me about damn near anything and I’ll listen. You are screaming into an endless pit of nothingness, after all. No guarantees that I’ll have a whole lot to say back but I’ll definitely nod along.
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… okay fineeee. Giratyna they/any blah blah blah are you happy now

R at

Also check out my friend @opal she’s very cool
and @Le CLAWZ :3 they’re also very cool

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What’s a Giratyna, you may ask? What a wonderful question. That’s just what they call ‘me’s these days it seems.

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