Have you heard of the evil rats under the ocean?
Well, theyāre surfacing soon.
be careful.. . . . . .

Rat soup
Iām entirely uninterested in attention from people I donāt know.
I donāt actually exist by the way. Iāve been a mere hallucination this whole time. A construct of the human mind, formed in a feeble attempt to comprehend that beyond reality, that beyond existence. By interacting with me, you are essentially screaming into the void, and the void is screaming back, sarcastically. At this point, is there a ārealā? Is there a state of āexistenceā? Thatās up to you to find out, my friend. Find life anew or something, I donāt know honestly. How is a vague nonexistent concept supposed to know the meaning of life, Iām not even āaliveā. and how does one write a bio about nothingness, to begin with? Well you see.. I donāt know. Thatās why thereās no bio. Toooootally not because Iām lazy haha why would you think that
I am everywhere. I am nowhere. I am the flicker in your lights, I am the shadow in the visages of your vivid dreams, I embody nothingness, yet by embodying it I imply myself to exist. I am simply a paradox, I suppose. Whether I exist or not is a question that has no plausible answer, and therefore is not worth asking. There is nothing worth seeing here, because there is nothing here. Like staring into a black hole. A singularity. Nothing is here, yet by being nothing, I am something. It is not a concept easy to understand, but I believe in you :).
Rat soup is a real thing by the way look it up. People have actually made rat soup. I hope that sufficiently disturbed you.
Anyway I hope your day is singularityful or something
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What does rat soup have to do with me, you may ask? Well to that I answer; what doesnāt it have to do with me? Itās synonymous with my nonexistence. Itās essentially the only thing other than my name pronouns and slightly fugly rushed pride month 2026 Giratyna pfp thatās thoroughly synonymous with how I present myself. You might think itās random, but itās actually an important facet of the Giratyna lore [TM]. Itās a reference to ME.
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I also post almost exclusively word vomit here. I hope you like bad one liners and lies and incoherent rambling haha
I reaaaaally hope you didnāt expect art
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Talk at me about damn near anything and Iāll listen. You are screaming into an endless pit of nothingness, after all. No guarantees that Iāll have a whole lot to say back but Iāll definitely nod along.
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⦠okay fineeee. Giratyna they/any blah blah blah are you happy now
R at
Also check out my friend @opal sheās very cool
and @Le CLAWZ :3 theyāre also very cool
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Whatās a Giratyna, you may ask? What a wonderful question. Thatās just what they call āmeās these days it seems.
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Rat soup
Iām entirely uninterested in attention from people I donāt know.
I donāt actually exist by the way. Iāve been a mere hallucination this whole time. A construct of the human mind, formed in a feeble attempt to comprehend that beyond reality, that beyond existence. By interacting with me, you are essentially screaming into the void, and the void is screaming back, sarcastically. At this point, is there a ārealā? Is there a state of āexistenceā? Thatās up to you to find out, my friend. Find life anew or something, I donāt know honestly. How is a vague nonexistent concept supposed to know the meaning of life, Iām not even āaliveā. and how does one write a bio about nothingness, to begin with? Well you see.. I donāt know. Thatās why thereās no bio. Toooootally not because Iām lazy haha why would you think that
I am everywhere. I am nowhere. I am the flicker in your lights, I am the shadow in the visages of your vivid dreams, I embody nothingness, yet by embodying it I imply myself to exist. I am simply a paradox, I suppose. Whether I exist or not is a question that has no plausible answer, and therefore is not worth asking. There is nothing worth seeing here, because there is nothing here. Like staring into a black hole. A singularity. Nothing is here, yet by being nothing, I am something. It is not a concept easy to understand, but I believe in you :).
Rat soup is a real thing by the way look it up. People have actually made rat soup. I hope that sufficiently disturbed you.
Anyway I hope your day is singularityful or something
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,
,
,
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What does rat soup have to do with me, you may ask? Well to that I answer; what doesnāt it have to do with me? Itās synonymous with my nonexistence. Itās essentially the only thing other than my name pronouns and slightly fugly rushed pride month 2026 Giratyna pfp thatās thoroughly synonymous with how I present myself. You might think itās random, but itās actually an important facet of the Giratyna lore [TM]. Itās a reference to ME.
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I also post almost exclusively word vomit here. I hope you like bad one liners and lies and incoherent rambling haha
I reaaaaally hope you didnāt expect art
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Talk at me about damn near anything and Iāll listen. You are screaming into an endless pit of nothingness, after all. No guarantees that Iāll have a whole lot to say back but Iāll definitely nod along.
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⦠okay fineeee. Giratyna they/any blah blah blah are you happy now
R at
Also check out my friend @opal sheās very cool
and @Le CLAWZ :3 theyāre also very cool
.
Whatās a Giratyna, you may ask? What a wonderful question. Thatās just what they call āmeās these days it seems.
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Campaign to start calling medicines by their chemical names instead of their brand names. I loooove fexofenadine what the fuck is an allegra
"Acetaminophen Dextromethorphan HBr Guaifenesin Phenylephrine HCI" Allergy season is so much fun
Fun color fact:
contrast is important. I donāt just mean in the way that itās a different hue, but that itās also a different value.
What is a value? more or less, itās like. The shade of grey that a color would display as if you were to look at it in black and white.
You, however, do not need to look at something in black and white to actually determine the value. you can just squint at it. Do your colors blend together when you squint? Can you tell where one ends, and the next begins? If so, great! If not, you should probably adjust one. I suggest trying to use the hue, saturation, brightness sliders to adjust one color until it is clearly distinct from the one(s) it blends in with.
Itās a bit easier to tell if itās in greyscale. Are two or more colors the same, or very similar shades of grey? If so, you should try changing those, so they are not so similar in greyscale.
having proper contrast makes an art piece much more readable, and much more satisfying to look at.
Character designs are the same.
Unfun fact: if you reply to your own message in a drawing chat or artspace, you will get a notification.
do you think I need to be alerted to the fact that I replied to my own message, magma?
Honestly the first dang thing I did on here was disable email notifications for that reason. I turned off quite a bit of notifications that way, but apparently I missed some.
Yes. Board comment notifications can be disabled if you go to the ānotificationsā menu in settings.
you can also disable the āboard changesā notifications, and the emails as a whole (which I did because Holy Shit was I sick of seeing piles and piles of magma emails in my inbox)
Guy who likes OC trades
I sure wonder who this is talking about. Surely it couldnāt be me!
Youāve heard of the evil rats under the ocean, correct?
well, they recently announced another. The medieval rats under the ocean. Theyāve got swords, paintings with questionable anatomy, and even the black plague!
The impacts on the environment will be devastating
truly horrific news
This is my cat thing theyāre horribly ill but would rather kill a man than call their lifeanddeath a grand tragedy
They bring me incomparable ecstasy and sorrow. I love them so.
awwww the scrunkle so morally grey so um uh somewhat ethically questionable awwwww letās put the void cat tiger rat thingy in a blender and see what happens awwww
Imagine how differently your life would have gone, had you been a fish.
blub bluh blub swin swim eat reproduce die
Look at my
weird fucking thing
Like some kind of bug in a case, they beg to be observed by merely existing.
Yāknow.. I was going to say something more about this but I really cannot for the life of me figure out what to say