Have you heard of the evil rats under the ocean?
Well, they’re surfacing soon.
be careful.. . . . . .
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Rat soup
I’m entirely uninterested in attention from people I don’t know.
I don’t actually exist by the way. I’ve been a mere hallucination this whole time. A construct of the human mind, formed in a feeble attempt to comprehend that beyond reality, that beyond existence. By interacting with me, you are essentially screaming into the void, and the void is screaming back, sarcastically. At this point, is there a ‘real’? Is there a state of “existence”? That’s up to you to find out, my friend. Find life anew or something, I don’t know honestly. How is a vague nonexistent concept supposed to know the meaning of life, I’m not even “alive”. and how does one write a bio about nothingness, to begin with? Well you see.. I don’t know. That’s why there’s no bio. Toooootally not because I’m lazy haha why would you think that
I am everywhere. I am nowhere. I am the flicker in your lights, I am the shadow in the visages of your vivid dreams, I embody nothingness, yet by embodying it I imply myself to exist. I am simply a paradox, I suppose. Whether I exist or not is a question that has no plausible answer, and therefore is not worth asking. There is nothing worth seeing here, because there is nothing here. Like staring into a black hole. A singularity. Nothing is here, yet by being nothing, I am something. It is not a concept easy to understand, but I believe in you :).
Rat soup is a real thing by the way look it up. People have actually made rat soup. I hope that sufficiently disturbed you.
Anyway I hope your day is singularityful or something
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What does rat soup have to do with me, you may ask? Well to that I answer; what doesn’t it have to do with me? It’s synonymous with my nonexistence. It’s essentially the only thing other than my name pronouns and slightly fugly rushed pride month 2026 Giratyna pfp that’s thoroughly synonymous with how I present myself. You might think it’s random, but it’s actually an important facet of the Giratyna lore [TM]. It’s a reference to ME.
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I also post almost exclusively word vomit here. I hope you like bad one liners and lies and incoherent rambling haha
I reaaaaally hope you didn’t expect art
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Talk at me about damn near anything and I’ll listen. You are screaming into an endless pit of nothingness, after all. No guarantees that I’ll have a whole lot to say back but I’ll definitely nod along.
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… okay fineeee. Giratyna they/any blah blah blah are you happy now
R at
Also check out my friend @opal she’s very cool
and @Le CLAWZ :3 they’re also very cool
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What’s a Giratyna, you may ask? What a wonderful question. That’s just what they call ‘me’s these days it seems.
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Rat soup
I’m entirely uninterested in attention from people I don’t know.
I don’t actually exist by the way. I’ve been a mere hallucination this whole time. A construct of the human mind, formed in a feeble attempt to comprehend that beyond reality, that beyond existence. By interacting with me, you are essentially screaming into the void, and the void is screaming back, sarcastically. At this point, is there a ‘real’? Is there a state of “existence”? That’s up to you to find out, my friend. Find life anew or something, I don’t know honestly. How is a vague nonexistent concept supposed to know the meaning of life, I’m not even “alive”. and how does one write a bio about nothingness, to begin with? Well you see.. I don’t know. That’s why there’s no bio. Toooootally not because I’m lazy haha why would you think that
I am everywhere. I am nowhere. I am the flicker in your lights, I am the shadow in the visages of your vivid dreams, I embody nothingness, yet by embodying it I imply myself to exist. I am simply a paradox, I suppose. Whether I exist or not is a question that has no plausible answer, and therefore is not worth asking. There is nothing worth seeing here, because there is nothing here. Like staring into a black hole. A singularity. Nothing is here, yet by being nothing, I am something. It is not a concept easy to understand, but I believe in you :).
Rat soup is a real thing by the way look it up. People have actually made rat soup. I hope that sufficiently disturbed you.
Anyway I hope your day is singularityful or something
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.
,
,
,
,
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.
.
What does rat soup have to do with me, you may ask? Well to that I answer; what doesn’t it have to do with me? It’s synonymous with my nonexistence. It’s essentially the only thing other than my name pronouns and slightly fugly rushed pride month 2026 Giratyna pfp that’s thoroughly synonymous with how I present myself. You might think it’s random, but it’s actually an important facet of the Giratyna lore [TM]. It’s a reference to ME.
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I also post almost exclusively word vomit here. I hope you like bad one liners and lies and incoherent rambling haha
I reaaaaally hope you didn’t expect art
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Talk at me about damn near anything and I’ll listen. You are screaming into an endless pit of nothingness, after all. No guarantees that I’ll have a whole lot to say back but I’ll definitely nod along.
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… okay fineeee. Giratyna they/any blah blah blah are you happy now
R at
Also check out my friend @opal she’s very cool
and @Le CLAWZ :3 they’re also very cool
.
What’s a Giratyna, you may ask? What a wonderful question. That’s just what they call ‘me’s these days it seems.
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Fun color fact:
contrast is important. I don’t just mean in the way that it’s a different hue, but that it’s also a different value.
What is a value? more or less, it’s like. The shade of grey that a color would display as if you were to look at it in black and white.
You, however, do not need to look at something in black and white to actually determine the value. you can just squint at it. Do your colors blend together when you squint? Can you tell where one ends, and the next begins? If so, great! If not, you should probably adjust one. I suggest trying to use the hue, saturation, brightness sliders to adjust one color until it is clearly distinct from the one(s) it blends in with.
It’s a bit easier to tell if it’s in greyscale. Are two or more colors the same, or very similar shades of grey? If so, you should try changing those, so they are not so similar in greyscale.
having proper contrast makes an art piece much more readable, and much more satisfying to look at.
Character designs are the same.
Unfun fact: if you reply to your own message in a drawing chat or artspace, you will get a notification.
do you think I need to be alerted to the fact that I replied to my own message, magma?
Honestly the first dang thing I did on here was disable email notifications for that reason. I turned off quite a bit of notifications that way, but apparently I missed some.
Yes. Board comment notifications can be disabled if you go to the ‘notifications’ menu in settings.
you can also disable the ‘board changes’ notifications, and the emails as a whole (which I did because Holy Shit was I sick of seeing piles and piles of magma emails in my inbox)
This is my cat thing they’re horribly ill but would rather kill a man than call their lifeanddeath a grand tragedy
They bring me incomparable ecstasy and sorrow. I love them so.
awwww the scrunkle so morally grey so um uh somewhat ethically questionable awwwww let’s put the void cat tiger rat thingy in a blender and see what happens awwww
The good cats above the surface
Well, have you heard of the good cats above the surface?
If you haven’t, I’m sure this realistic diagram will alert you of everything you need to know about them.
thanks @opal for ever so kindly alerting me of their presence
Fun fact I don’t actually know how to draw cats at all i just made this shit up as I went along
Y’know.. I was going to say something more about this but I really cannot for the life of me figure out what to say