Ah, the courting rituals of the young humans.
joined on
Mar 13, 2026
27
posts
45
likes
Gallery
about
βMy Secret Life, chapter three.β (Story from the previous chapter.)
I was neither a murder suspect, nor a target for an international spy organization. But I drove a car down the Jersey Turnpike at 80 mph.
β¦A police officer pulled me over and asked for my driverβs license. He said I was going 20 mph over the speed limit.
I instantly pointed to my wife and said βIβm in a hurry, my wife is in labor.β Fortunately, my wife actually had a big stomach. I hoped heβd let me go with this excuse.
βOh, since itβs an emergency. Iβll lead you to the hospital with my police car,β he said.
βNo, itβs not necessary.β
βWhy not?β asked the officer.
βUhβ¦ wellβ¦β
βLetβs get going,β said the officerβ¦
βNo, no! We canβt! This baby is a demon child!β
βMy Secret Life, chapter three.β (Story from the previous chapter.)
I was neither a murder suspect, nor a target for an international spy organization. But I drove a car down the Jersey Turnpike at 80 mph.
β¦A police officer pulled me over and asked for my driverβs license. He said I was going 20 mph over the speed limit.
I instantly pointed to my wife and said βIβm in a hurry, my wife is in labor.β Fortunately, my wife actually had a big stomach. I hoped heβd let me go with this excuse.
βOh, since itβs an emergency. Iβll lead you to the hospital with my police car,β he said.
βNo, itβs not necessary.β
βWhy not?β asked the officer.
βUhβ¦ wellβ¦β
βLetβs get going,β said the officerβ¦
βNo, no! We canβt! This baby is a demon child!β
:(
i have more followers and less posts and i am cooler </3
Natsuki watching the MC show their poem to Yuri (shes going to insult the fuck out of her later)
I made this OC from an outfit a cool person on Reddit mentioned
this is so bunz im crine
teto--
she's got gear to take down heroes now
still couldn't beat my ocs tho :)
She's a mean one (all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile)
OC belongs to @toastykid
RAYE AXON NOT CLICKBAIT??
Why be bored when you can be taped to a ceiling?
I think she's killing someone.
the last thing you see after you steal Ramona's candy
Oh you thought the ghost would be the one levitating?
Think again bucko. Martha is just too powerful for Kevin to fathom.
Martha defying gravity and death not clickbait
owww my bones hurt a lot oww oof my booones
It's alright she solos the gods of her world and probably Goku too
He just wants to have a grudge on the Stanley family in peace.
But Martha keeps calling him the hatman.
Jules Garner
I made this OC from an outfit a cool person on Reddit mentioned
this is so bunz im crine
teto--
he jumpin
um what??