Gee, Caish, what do you want to do tonight?
The same thing we do every night, Beans. Try to take over the world.
They're Beans and Caish Main
Yes Beans and Caish Main
One is a genius
The other's insane
They're idiots combined
Their one Brain cell divides
They're fiends
They're Beans and Caish Main, Main, Main, Main,
Main, Main, Main, Main,
Main
Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world
They're Beans and Caish Main
Yes Beans and Caish Main
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain
To prove their witty worth
They'll overthrow the Earth
They're fiends
They're Bean and Caish Main, Main, Main, Main, Main, Main, Main, Main.
Blep!!!