_deadpool [they/he]

CONSUME NOW

Sshh followers you shall get fed more soon….

guys I’m in an official polyplatonic relationship I’m giggling and frolicking

Slop slop and more slop

Help me

Is this rendering or shading I’m screaming and crying

Giggling and yes this is a reference to Shiklah
i hate how he looks like a baby I hate it I’m gonna commit a crime

TW for the posta dosta below

Yes I am a Deadpool fictionkin and drawing ship art including Deadpool

Sorry for not posting a lot ok I love you guys a new series is coming soon and AU:I might be cancelled

This is Fortegreen ok…NOT THAT FORTEGREEN GRRR
‘but like anyway they’re the captain of the #airship yeah ok….AUI(among us insanity) may be cancelled/on hiatus

MY BAABAYYYAYYAYAYAY

Wow spiderslop post ewww… guys am I banished or am I safe (tried doing the ISTV(into the spiderverse) artstyle but it’s! Not blender so AAAAAAHHH)

healing

Yes, my babbs. lol imagine if you interpreted gray as being a stronk buff you loser they’re CHUBBY /silly

Yes, this was made because of a jam I was in with a few of my friends.

Ok, this sounds like a mild take, but if some friends have a secret handshake or something whatever you DONT beat them up for it. AND you don’t bully their typing quirks when they’re under pressure.

like, yes, they will get fucking nervous if you beat their ass over a silly matching phrase that may be yes, offensive, but clarified for being a silly friendship thing, and begin using accidental typing quirks BECAUSE. THEY’RE. NERVOUS.

Summarised, DONT. FUCKING. ASSAULT SOMEONE OVER A FRIEND-ONLY PHRASE and then! Beat their ass over being nervous? It’s like watching people hug and then interrogating them like “why are you so happy bitch?”.

Help i made a typing mistake omggg

Wowie zowie

The lab is a quaint, quiet place where furniture—including only tables, seats to sit at said tables, was mainly white or greyscale. A person with a low attention span would probably die in here, as White would always joke. Speaking of, White was a general scientist. They didn’t really specialize in specific fields, is what “general scientist” means. White, themself, was dressed in the casual yet elegant lab coat you would expect on a Parmi figure such as them. Meanwhile, their spouse, Brown, didn’t care to as much. They wore a leather jacket most of the time over a dark red strap of fabric that would connect behind their backpack. Currently, White was occupied at a table staring at a little snake scale. Brown, was simply not bothered, sitting at a chair in the corner. “What are you doing?” Brown inquired, spinning a pen in their hand. The pen fell from their palm and dropped to the ground, invoking an angered curse from the Parmi. White continued ignoring Brown as they bent over to retrieve the small pen. “Important things?” White squinted their visor as they threw the scale into a bin. Brown groaned playfully, “That doesn’t….really give me much to work with.”
“Oh well. Figure it out.” White stood up to retrieve a tablet from a corner table in the lab. She tapped the screen in the pattern of a password, clicking an app(a messaging/calling app, basically) and tapped the screen again. Brown tilted their head, waiting. “Is the internet down or something?” They asked slowly. “No. Idiots are sure taking their time answering me.” White snarled. The “idiots” in question were Red, Yellow(nicknamed “Dark Piss” unfortunately…), Blue, Black, Gray, Green, and Purple. They were a pack of friends who acted like siblings, practically inseparable. Green, don’t tell them I told YOU, has a crush on Gray.
Yellow turned on the tablet, staring into the artificial light of its screen as it beeped and White’s face showed on the screen. She put on a fake act for them, acting kind and caring. “Hello kids! What are you up to? I’m at the lab as you could see.” Kids? Green’s visor scrunched up in offense. “We’re like, in our early twenties, you can stop calling us kids.” Blah blah blah. A bit more talking.
Purple didn’t know whatever they were talking about. Or really care. They rolled their visor and gathered up Gray and Black, walking out of the sight of the tablet.(read post below)