Lalala 4th bio redo

Removing our system shit because people would trigger alters and I don’t want that

What’s up! I’m Maine, also known as waxed, Hofnarr, or Cerberus! My preferred irl name is solely for CLOSE friends

“Hank. J. Wimbledon. IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER. HE PISSED ALL OVER MY FUCKING NEXUS CORP.” -Phobos

Phobos x Cerberus is 100% cannon

Wanna talk more (and I fucking know you?) ADD ME ON DS!!! BarelySaneSammy

I really like madcom and SCP.

No you don’t understand.

I really

Really like

These two things.

As in

I spend hours a day on the SCP wiki or watching project nexus playthroughs or watching the madcom series.

Gulp guess who’s autistic guys.

I love love love love love my partner.

IWEC RELIGIOUS PEOPLE DUE TO TRAUMA. IM ANTITHEST AND I HAVE ALOT OF MENTAL ISSUES BECAUSE OF CHRISTIANITY AND WHAT IT DID TO ME. DNI IF YOU ARE PRONE TO TALKING ABOUT YOUR RELIGION.

If you’re down here…

Uh.

Idfk licks you.