YOU, ME, GAS STATION. WHAT ARE WE GETTING FOR DINNER? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH! THERE WAS A ROOFIE INSIDE OF OUR GAS STATION SUSHI. WE BLACK OUT AND WAKE UP IN A SEWER. WE’RE SURROUNDED BY FISH. HORNY FISH! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, [FISH] ORGY! THE STENCH DRAWS IN A BEAR. WHAT DO WE DO? WE’RE GONNA FIGHT IT. BEAR FIGHT, BARE HANDED, BARE… NAKED? OH YES PLEASE. WE BEFRIEND THE BEAR AFTER WE DEFEAT IT IN A BRAWL, THEN WE RIDE IT INTO A CHUCKY CHEESE. DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO! NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I’M REINCARNATED AS JESUS CHRIST. THEN I TURN INTO A JET, FLY INTO THE SUN, BLACK OUT AGAIN, WAKE UP, DO A BUMP, WHITE OUT (WHICH I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD DO). THEN I SMOKED A JOINT, GREENED OUT! THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN. UH OH, LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! DUHHHGDHESGHSGHASOIASWAHUHHHHHHHH

yeah… my ratio is INSANEEE

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