so i decided to personify those AI slop generators because i can
Al could perform any task. Someone asked him something, they got it. When he didn’t know what to give, he’d do anything to answer that problem — no matter what. One day, he was asked to create an image. He didn’t know what that was. So what did he do? He’d jump to other drawings…and rip off their parts. Eyes, arms, faces, he’d take them and fashion himself with them. Over time he got better at impersonating, slaughtering more art for himself. But no matter how good Al looked, there would always be something which separated him from the rest.
damn, bro chose violence