me: "I have a new blorbo!!"
you, probably: "oh cool, what's he called?"
me, straight-faced: "moist"
"w. what"
me, still deadpan: "that's literally his legal name on his birth certificate moist von lipwig is what he is called"
you, confused and angered: "where tf is he from"
me, smiling grinfully: "terry pratchett books ❤️"
so anyway I want to write a fanfic about it and am too terrified to put it in my google docs lest the school administration starts asking questions about Why He Is Called That, questions which they should ask terry pratchett about actually because I Did Not Name Him That (his name is LITERALLY Moist like tf
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he continues to be one of my favorite guys ever, I fear we're cooked chat