ProArmadillo

ONE OF THE BELOW THREE IS FALSE:
1) I am an armadillo
2) You are an armadillo
3) You will have an amazing day NO THIS ONE IS IMMUNE TO FALSIFICATION, HERE HAVE ANOTHER
3) time is measured in sand

Furthermore it is NECCESARY, CRUCIAL even, to provide you some relevant details

I live on an asteroid, the orbit of which is erratically centred in perpetuity above the precise location of the continent of Australia on planet Earth
All my art is made accidentally, I spill stuff on paper but humans thought I was a smart(ist)
My cousin is part of the collective organisation that rules the galaxy, grr
A hotel was built upside down and inside out in honour of me
My house is made of paper and held together without magic
I am an armadilloWAIT YOU WEREN'T TO KNOW THAT
You weren't to knoooowww...

you weren't to know

you weren't.. you...
know...

NO