I quit...

"My name is Derek Monteyrin, and i've worked as a park ranger at Gardenview Park for what, 5 years now? I have no idea why it isn't closed, but hey, at least it pays well. But ever since Delilah started this 'Bringing Back Dinosaurs' thing, it's been absolute HELL! I CAN'T GO ONE WEEK WITHOUT SEEING SOME PREHISTORIC FUCK!"

(For The Dandy's Extinction AU)