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Remotes and batteries go hand in hand.
The battery powers the remote
sucks the life out of them,
to help the remote.
Inseparable.
But the remote always gets smashed to the floor.
and the batteries roll out,
and then the remote gets lost,
you find the remote
and put new batteries in,
but its not the same
but you stay with the new batteries
because you crave energy
and you want to feel alive.
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This poem isnt about batteries
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DAMN THAT WAS GOOD WHAT THE FUCK



Stop acting so emo bro
we all know your british


BAHWAHAHA BATTERIES SORRY I FOUND THIS FUNNY AS HELL