Scarlet Drew

Pretentious title - check. Art that doesn't deserve the title - check. Feelings invoked by this "art" include - "Why?", "My 5 year old could do this!", and a personal favorite "This is why you don't get paid! Your art is (unitelligible mumbling as they wander off hysterical)".

The curtain. The drain. The floor. The rain.
Where go stew? Where go my new - car?
Seriously, I left it here somewhere

Named GAME OF THE YEAR by "Senior Living". Many glowing recommendations: Eunice said "My grandkids asked for Pokemon so I got them this because there's a P in the name. They said they'd rather do chores than play this so it's a win-win for me!", Agnes said "My daughter bought this for me for Christmas. I wanted a new crotchet hook. 3 stars on Yelp it's a good restaurant.", and Gertie said "Maybe the grandkids can do something with this. I think it's a drawing game? I can draw better on a chalkboard than I can paint. Yeah. I like art but I used to do magic marker art, you take blue, pink, and yellow. It'll be nice and pretty. They made us cut out stencils and fabric paint for tye dye. Yeah you buy some dye and take rubberbands on the shirt and you dip it in colors, take it off and wash it in vinegar. I don't know where to buy the colors at. I used to like wooden crates for grapes, you could put nails in them and then take thread and make different designs weaving it. We learned silk screening back in my day. These kids have this electric game art now. Where's my dinner?"

The kitchen counter. The clock on the wall. The lima beans. Things from the past that haven't been seen for decades. Do they still exist? They do here, possibly

All the stuff you love in one image! Sky. Water? Boat turned Plate. Care-mato. Hidden Tomato! Sea Monster that is now a Sky Face. Layers.

Walking. Skating. Driving. Frog? What frog???!