guys guys guys, Dazai is back for a bit until i lock him in the basement again, say 'Hi' Dazai!!! (◍•ᴗ•◍)

no, becuase why am i eating olives like a bowl of cereal.....im scared.....

things to call ur friends to piss them off
bro
bromosexual
bromosaurus rex
brobafett
brotato
broseph
brotholomew
broski
brosket (bro + brisket)
bobson
bruv
dude
shlawg
zawg
twinling
twinson
shlime
two-meter
that thang
мягкий член

@mha_nerd guess who ACED their jb application (yes it's Uraraka)

There are times when we should listen to people, and learn from the things they say. But this is not one of those times.
Last week, my grandma gave me one hundred dollars for my birthday. I was so excited because I was gonna buy a completely digital, four-track audio recorder. But then Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny came to my house and said that I should invest my hundred dollars in a Peruvian flute band. They said we would make thousands of dollars in one afternoon. I didn't want to do it, but they kept calling me a 'pussy' and a 'jerk' and so finally I gave them my hundred dollars.
We went downtown to start playing, but the police arrested us and put us in a temporary holding cell with all the other Peruvian flute bands. The government then decided to round up all the flute bands and send them to Guantanamo Bay, but because of a typo on the deportation order, we were sent to Miami instead. In Miami, the Department of Homeland Security decided that the only way to ensure the safety of the American people was to send us to Peru.
So now we are in Peru. It is raining, and I am pretty sure I have some kind of jungle parasite eating my insides. If I die, I want everyone to know that Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny killed me. Because they couldn't just leave well enough alone. They had to go and try to make money. And now, I am in Peru

(him peed himself)

art for @clair ! ! 💗
(I traced my art from the art on my notebook, heh. (I stole a picture for reference, I'm sorry))

hehehehe

uh...was too lazy to draw the legs behind the other ones, it's okay