🩵Shy🩵

Stole this from @🌱 Lolo .. bio:
DISCLAIMER: I ONLY TOOK THIS BECAUSE ITS SO INSANELY HILARIOUS
you are the moral equivalent of a leech. you are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. you are sour and senile. you are a disease, you puerile one- handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. on a good day you're a half-wit. you remind me of drool. you are deficient in all that lends character. you have the personality of wallpaper. you are dank and filthy. you are asinine and benighted. you are the source of all unpleasantness. you spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. you are trans-stupid stupid. meta-stupid. stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. singularity stupid. blazing hot mid-day sun on mercury stupid. you emit more stupid in
one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. quasar stupid. nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid? some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. i'm sorry. I can't go on. this is an epiphany of stupid for me. you take the expression "go fuck yourself" too seriously. your pathetic lifestyle sickens me to the core. you can't leave girls and even boys alone just because you're single. a prick. a leech on fucking society. "Waiter, Waiter!! A glass of attention please!!" you are less than a single speck in society. please, stop using ">///<." you look like the dead cockroach on your windowsill that you named fred because you were so lonely from all the girls you manipulated and practically harassed that rejected your sorry fatass.

Fake friends: have never seen you cry
Real friends- cry with you
Fake friends- borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back
Real friends- keep your stuff for so long they forget it's yours
Fake friends- know a few things about you
Real friends- could write a book about you
Fake friends- would knock on your door
Real friends- would burst in and say, "I'M HOOOME!"
Fake friends- will help you when you fall over
Real friends- will jump on top of you and shout, "DOGGY PILE!"
Fake friends‐ are for a while
Real friends- are for life
Fake friends- will read this
Real friends- will steal this
Fake friends- say, "love ya," jokingly,
Real friends- will say, "i love you," and mean it
Fake friends- will say, "i'm sorry," after a break up
Real friends- call them and ask what their problem is before making a plan to destroy them
Fake friends- will read this
Real friends- will copy and paste this, just like I did