twobillionsoupspoons

Contrary to popular belief, this account is not simply owned by two billion soup spoons, as this implies that so many inanimate spoons could cluster together and create works of art. Preposterous!
Alas, I have led you on. I am but 1,870,421.5 billion sentient soup spoons, but I could not fit so much description into my user. Otherwise, it'd be 1870421point5billionsentientsoup, or perhaps 1870421500000000s.
Which would be entirely inaccurate. I am not s, nor am I soup. I am spoons.