Basically @nyx-does-drawing, but lazier
Basically @nyx-does-drawing, but lazier
Im fucking sick
This sht not cool, so basically i got a sore throat and its fucking annoying as fuck cause its hard to fucking sleep like this
I go back to AMERICA FUCK YEA tomorrow
Its gonna be a bit weird cause im going at the 24th, at 1 am but ill be in us at 23rd 10 pm im going back in time or some sht
And also the count of the ammount of things i took to get around here !
Ya Ready ^^
4 planes!
Too many gah damn trains
Too many gah damn escalators
Too many gah damn cars
Too much FUCKING WALKING
2 boats, depart to back
SO MANY ELEVATORS
2 bullet trains
Alot of stairs
TOO MUCH FUCKING WAITING AND STANDING TO THE POINT I GOT BRUISES
:D
Additionally with cherry on top
When i was hanging out with the nephews they were speaking chinese
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW FUCKED I AM, IM BORN FROM AMERICA WE GOT FREEDOM SHT "Toooooootallyyyyyyy" WE SPEAK ENGLISH AND SHT
I CANT UNDERSTAND A SINGLE WORD OUT OF THEIR MOUTH, I LITERALLY HAD TO HAVE MY MOM TRANSLATE IT IN ENGLISH
As me being an unc, this hurts, bro
Its been a week finally!
Let me explain what treacherous obstacles came out
We left our other house for another, and stayed for like 3 days, and then we ditched to shanghai which WAS FUCKING AWESOME! CAUSE I SAW COSPLAYERS FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND IT WAS AT NIGHT TIME WHICH WAS DOPE and also saw some girls with really good taste in clothing, CAUSE THAT HEAT IN SHANGHAI, GAH DAMN DO ASIAN GIRLS BATHE IN THAT SHT EVERYDAY TO STAY HOT AND PRETTY- Oh wait im asian too but like, im kinda dark, not like white, but the asain girls bathing in sun was just a joke- and a understatement, apparently they just bleach their skin or use cream to stay white cause like.... white is known for beauty around here- "Apparently"
ANYWAY
We went to two Airbnb's the first one, had nice interior near the front door with the lounge room, but like- the bathroom was fucking disgusting, i dont even wanna describe it, and im normally the guy who never stops talking! "Sorta" , and then we ditched that sht
The 2nd Airbnb was alr ig, it was definitely wayyyyy better then the first one, and yup
And also there was like a festival or some sht, called the uhhh Yu-neverse, or something, i think it was made by bilibili
"and yes i know about the infamous chinese yt BiliBili"
Then we got a warning of Big Typhoon Heading to Shanghai, and loki we didnt want to be pissed down by rain, and getting flooded, So we ditched 4 days early,
"we were supposed to stay for a week but nature said fuck that and made the Typhoon which was already at a another Asian district come to shang hai"
So we went back to another apartment owed by a relative which i said we stayed 3 days already before, and were here again, and i have such cute nephews!- wait is it nephews since im older, or is it cousins- MAN I DONT KNOW Anyway! I think they like me a bit toooooooo muchhhhhhhh, cause like before i played with them for a long time, only cause, i was bored, and like now, they be dragging me, hugging my arms or legs, asking for uppies, asking for drawings or just draw what not, EVEN AT THE RESTAURANT I WAS AT YESTERDAY THEY WAS ASKING WHAT CHOPSTICKS OR CUP I WAS GONNA USE CAUSE THEY WERE GONNA COPY ME, AND EVEN CRAZIER THEY ASKED FOR ME TO SIT NEXT TO THEM- which i didnt cause i was at the adult table, But we did go to the park, and OMG ONE OF THE LITTLE GIRLS SHE FUCKING HIT HER KNEE AND SHT, AND I GOT FUCKING WORRIED SO I WAS LIKE TRYINGTO BRING HER BACK TO THE RESTAURANT AND SHE STARTED FUCKING LAUGHING BRUHHHHHH!!!!!!
Me when I have a ton of cousins, all are girls: 
Well, that’s quite a memory you got there.
The nephews are both girls just wanted to clarify since i said "they"
Ok so this allows happend in 2 days besides this one
1: got on a flight to Hong Kong 13 hours
2: another flight which was half a hour
4: got into a temporary hotel from a relative and slept for 2 hours or an hour and a half
Next day
3: took, 3 buses, but then my mom get separated twice but we still got her, took i think 2 hours or more or less I dunno
4: got onto 2 trains which was intotal 3 hours - 4 hours
5: then we got into a hotel and finally got good deserved rest cause I couldn't get any good sleep in the last 2 days
SO YES IM HERE
Woah...that's... depressing... At least yr alive... <3
GAHH sry yr sick...glad yr coming back tho